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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769848 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3920 on: October 10, 2016, 09:42:01 AM »
And Clinton won both scientific polls on who won the debate. YouGov by a little, CNN by a mile.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3921 on: October 10, 2016, 09:49:21 AM »
CNN when it comes to elections is the equivalent of NYT when it comes to Israelis and Palestinians

CNN when it comes to elections is the equivalent of CNN when it comes to Israelis and Palestinians

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3922 on: October 10, 2016, 09:53:03 AM »
"Fact Check"


"You see how he is such a liar"
-Moshe123



Fact Check.org
http://www.factcheck.org/2016/09/trump-pence-acid-wash-facts/
Trump is wrong on two counts: The software used to delete Clinton’s emails is free, and no chemicals were used.


http://www.cbsnews.com/news/second-presidential-debate-live-fact-checking-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-st-louis-washington-university/
FACT CHECK: Trump is correct that Clinton used a computer program called “BleachBit”to delete thousands of her emails. But the program can be downloaded online for free and it does not use chemicals.

« Last Edit: October 10, 2016, 10:11:29 AM by aygart »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3923 on: October 10, 2016, 09:56:46 AM »
"Fact Check"


"You see how he is such a liar"
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That's hilarious

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3924 on: October 10, 2016, 09:58:02 AM »
Bottom line though he needs a lot more then a solid debate performance to win this election. at this point he needs a major WikiLeaks bombshell or some other hillary disaster to win

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3925 on: October 10, 2016, 10:02:24 AM »
at this point he needs a major WikiLeaks bombshell or some other hillary disaster to win
There have been plenty of bombshells, we have seen already she's immune.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2016, 10:06:36 AM by Emkay »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3926 on: October 10, 2016, 10:02:55 AM »
Bottom line though he needs a lot more then a solid debate performance to win this election. at this point he needs a major WikiLeaks bombshell or some other hillary disaster to win
Wikileaks came and went.   He needs unbias in the media.  Let them feed positive and negatively equal for both
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3927 on: October 10, 2016, 10:06:33 AM »
There have been plenty of bombshells, we have seems already she's immune.
Those aren't bombshells those are all pretty expected
Wikileaks came and went.   He needs unbias in the media.  Let them feed positive and negatively equal for both
That's never happening

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3928 on: October 10, 2016, 10:09:11 AM »
That's never happening
+1000000000000000

They openly say it is their moral obligation to be biased.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3929 on: October 10, 2016, 10:09:28 AM »
Wikileaks came and went.   He needs unbias in the media.  Let them feed positive and negatively equal for both

Completely agree, its the media that is deciding this election. I've been watching debate summary videos all over the news today, e.g. 'last night's debate in 3 minutes" and the like, and they are all just collection of clips of Clinton scoring points and Trump's bad moments. There was plenty of the other way around too in the debate, but somehow that didn't make the cut.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3930 on: October 10, 2016, 10:10:17 AM »
That's hilarious

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הFACT CHECKS
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3931 on: October 10, 2016, 10:11:21 AM »
מכאן אתה למד על כל
הFACT CHECKS
שהם שקר וכזב
Honestly I don't think anybody besides the media care or bother with the fact checking

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3932 on: October 10, 2016, 10:15:11 AM »


Also from the same CNN poll "63 percent overall thought that the Republican nominee surpassed their expectations for him"
That doesn't say much.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3933 on: October 10, 2016, 10:19:07 AM »


That's never happening
The media is a bunch of feminist females. This is past politics; DJT is a personal attack on them. No wonder they're slightly biased.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3934 on: October 10, 2016, 10:24:06 AM »
And Clinton won both scientific polls on who won the debate. YouGov by a little, CNN by a mile.
Trump technically didn't answer a single question, said blatant lies, and didn't set forth a single coherent policy. He did better than expected on the tapes release (by following his campaigns prepared lines word for word) and wasn't decisively knocked out, so relatively speaking he did well. By all traditional victory barometers, though, Clinton trounced him.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3935 on: October 10, 2016, 10:37:54 AM »
said blatant lies,
"Fact Check"


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Fact Check.org
http://www.factcheck.org/2016/09/trump-pence-acid-wash-facts/
Trump is wrong on two counts: The software used to delete Clinton’s emails is free, and no chemicals were used.


http://www.cbsnews.com/news/second-presidential-debate-live-fact-checking-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-st-louis-washington-university/
FACT CHECK: Trump is correct that Clinton used a computer program called “BleachBit”to delete thousands of her emails. But the program can be downloaded online for free and it does not use chemicals.


FTFM
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3936 on: October 10, 2016, 10:39:20 AM »
He needs unbias in the media.  Let them feed positive and negatively equal for both
Don't hold your breath waiting
https://theintercept.com/2016/10/09/exclusive-new-email-leak-reveals-clinton-campaigns-cozy-press-relationship/

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3937 on: October 10, 2016, 10:46:15 AM »
"Everything I spoke about doing there; I never did." - DJT

80 million people collectively rolled their eyes.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3938 on: October 10, 2016, 01:07:24 PM »
Clinton leads Trump by 14 points — NBC/WSJ poll (Oct. 8-9)

2-way
Clinton 52
Trump 38

4-way
Clinton 46
Trump 35
Johnson 9
Stein 2

Sweet

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3939 on: October 10, 2016, 01:24:25 PM »
Clinton leads Trump by 14 points — NBC/WSJ poll (Oct. 8-9)

2-way
Clinton 52
Trump 38

4-way
Clinton 46
Trump 35
Johnson 9
Stein 2

Sweet
Wow she really did jump up it seems.
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