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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830761 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5260 on: November 06, 2016, 09:16:43 AM »
Watch some David Duke videos and then say it's crazy. They look very similar.
Context matters
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5261 on: November 06, 2016, 10:08:52 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5262 on: November 06, 2016, 10:22:45 AM »


As a NYer I will not be wasting my time and energy going to the polls

There are a bunch of other things on the ballot except for the presidential candidates.w

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5263 on: November 06, 2016, 10:32:03 AM »

Aygart reposts good sam's greatest hits.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5264 on: November 06, 2016, 10:40:24 AM »
Aygart reposts good sam's greatest hits.
Oops missed that one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5265 on: November 06, 2016, 10:49:31 AM »

There are a bunch of other things on the ballot except for the presidential candidates.w
In my election district the Jewish (or conservative) vote can't move anything. When there was a local election where the Ds couldn't agree on a nominee and the vote got split 3 ways, I voted, or if there's a vote where very low turnout is expected. Otherwise, it's just a waste of time and energy, and give legitimacy to a corrupt system.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5266 on: November 06, 2016, 10:51:40 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5267 on: November 06, 2016, 10:55:53 AM »
Wow. The senate race went from a sure D win to a real tight race.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5268 on: November 06, 2016, 11:02:56 AM »
What makes me very nervous right now is NV. Trump's lead is very slim and historically D's have outperformed polls there.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5269 on: November 06, 2016, 11:09:32 AM »
Trump has 5 rally's scheduled for today and tomorrow in addition to 3 per day for the past few weeks , sometimes i think he is younger then me :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5270 on: November 06, 2016, 11:20:29 AM »
Wow. The senate race went from a sure D win to a real tight race.
All eyes on NH for President and Senate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5271 on: November 06, 2016, 11:23:23 AM »
Wow. The senate race went from a sure D win to a real tight race.
RCP has Republican control of both houses!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5272 on: November 06, 2016, 11:25:26 AM »
RCP has Republican control of both houses!
538

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5273 on: November 06, 2016, 11:26:17 AM »
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5274 on: November 06, 2016, 11:27:40 AM »
Who's more accurate?
538 is the gold standard.
They correctly predicted every state in 2012.

The reason for 50.1 for D is that Clinton has the lead and if she wins then Ds would control the Senate in case of a 50-50 tie.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5275 on: November 06, 2016, 12:23:25 PM »
538

According to this map if NH flips it is a tie and if ME2 flips with it then it is a Trump win. Same if any other state flips Trump. RCP has trump ahead in both of those.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5276 on: November 06, 2016, 12:25:49 PM »
According to this map if NH flips it is a tie and if ME2 flips with it then it is a Trump win. Same if any other state flips Trump. RCP has trump ahead in both of those.
They gave Trump Florida, RCP did not. 538 has Trump with more electoral votes than RCP.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5277 on: November 06, 2016, 12:27:58 PM »
Facebook has a preview ballot feature . Look at the order of presidential candidates .   Why is DJT only midway? :o
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5278 on: November 06, 2016, 12:49:39 PM »
Facebook has a preview ballot feature . Look at the order of presidential candidates .   Why is DJT only midway? :o
Alphabetical order - Democrat, Green, Libertarian and Republican

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5279 on: November 06, 2016, 12:51:08 PM »
All eyes on NH for President and Senate.
Correct. But he he most win NV for NH to finish off the 270 together with main 2d.
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