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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 454232 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5715 on: November 08, 2016, 08:51:28 AM »
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No need to be sad. The two clowns are just puppets.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5716 on: November 08, 2016, 08:57:36 AM »
Hashem Melech, Hashem Maluch, Hashem Yemloch l'olam vaed
No need to be sad. The two clowns are just puppets.
Bingo.
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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5717 on: November 08, 2016, 09:00:09 AM »
LOL
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5718 on: November 08, 2016, 09:11:20 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5719 on: November 08, 2016, 09:19:16 AM »
America is in labour now
In 24 hours we shall know if it's a boy or girl

Then we'll all have post-partum depression!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5720 on: November 08, 2016, 09:20:35 AM »
What's a good site to get live poll updates?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5721 on: November 08, 2016, 09:20:57 AM »
I am feeling so sad...  :'(

It looks like this is over.  :'(
What happened now?

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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5722 on: November 08, 2016, 09:26:09 AM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5723 on: November 08, 2016, 09:27:42 AM »
What happened now?

Nothing changed.
30% for Trump victory is really not that low.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5724 on: November 08, 2016, 09:40:30 AM »
30% for Trump victory is really not that low.
Its over. Its been over for a long time. We stuck a fork in him a long time ago.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5725 on: November 08, 2016, 09:40:31 AM »
I get a feeling there will be record breaking turnout.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5726 on: November 08, 2016, 09:45:36 AM »
I get a feeling there will be record breaking turnout.
Now what makes you think that ??

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5727 on: November 08, 2016, 09:48:01 AM »
Now what makes you think that ??
To name a few:
The effectiveness of the get out the vote campaign and social media and the urgency to prevent the destruction of America.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5728 on: November 08, 2016, 09:48:27 AM »
Hillary wants to flood the country with Muslim migrants, I don't want the USA to follow in Europe's footsteps where in many places you can't walk dressed as a frum jew without becoming a target for attack.