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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769698 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5720 on: November 08, 2016, 09:20:35 AM »
What's a good site to get live poll updates?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5721 on: November 08, 2016, 09:20:57 AM »
I am feeling so sad...  :'(

It looks like this is over.  :'(
What happened now?

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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5722 on: November 08, 2016, 09:26:09 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5723 on: November 08, 2016, 09:27:42 AM »
What happened now?

Nothing changed.
30% for Trump victory is really not that low.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5724 on: November 08, 2016, 09:40:30 AM »
30% for Trump victory is really not that low.
Its over. Its been over for a long time. We stuck a fork in him a long time ago.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5725 on: November 08, 2016, 09:40:31 AM »
I get a feeling there will be record breaking turnout.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5726 on: November 08, 2016, 09:45:36 AM »
I get a feeling there will be record breaking turnout.
Now what makes you think that ??

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5727 on: November 08, 2016, 09:48:01 AM »
Now what makes you think that ??
To name a few:
The effectiveness of the get out the vote campaign and social media and the urgency to prevent the destruction of America.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5728 on: November 08, 2016, 09:48:27 AM »
Hillary wants to flood the country with Muslim migrants, I don't want the USA to follow in Europe's footsteps where in many places you can't walk dressed as a frum jew without becoming a target for attack.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5730 on: November 08, 2016, 09:50:54 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5731 on: November 08, 2016, 09:51:02 AM »
America is in labour now
In 24 hours we shall know if it's a boy or girl

Then we'll all have post-partum depression!
Let's do a partial birth abortion!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5732 on: November 08, 2016, 09:52:46 AM »
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lol.
They don't call states anymore, until the vote is over.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5733 on: November 08, 2016, 09:53:12 AM »
Still seems unreal that the Ds put up their weakest candidate in years and the Rs countered with an even weaker one.

Those who voted for Trump earlier this year at 100% at fault for the R loss that's around the corner.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5734 on: November 08, 2016, 09:55:43 AM »
Still seems unreal that the Ds put up their weakest candidate in years and the Rs countered with an even weaker one.

Those who voted for Trump earlier this year at 100% at fault for the R loss that's around the corner.
Yep. And they know it. That's why their trying to blame the Never Trumpers.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5735 on: November 08, 2016, 10:00:11 AM »
Still seems unreal that the Ds put up their weakest candidate in years and the Rs countered with an even weaker one.

Those who voted for Trump earlier this year at 100% at fault for the R loss that's around the corner.
Yup, I no longer consider conservative after they chose such an inept candidate. They should be ashamed of themselves for nominating Trump. They had other options As opposed to for the Ds who really had no say in the matter, Clinton was chosen by the leaders of the party not the members.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5736 on: November 08, 2016, 10:00:24 AM »
Btw the paper ballots are skewed because it says Donald Trump's name twice and Hillary's only once. If you fill up the circle twice the ballot is automatically disqualified that means if someone votes for Trump and misunderstand and accidentally fills in the second circle their vote is not counted.
This was my personal observance
 Please don't make that mistake, only fill one circle with Trumps name.

If it's true the system is rigged!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5737 on: November 08, 2016, 10:00:25 AM »
I am feeling so sad...  :'(

It looks like this is over.  :'(
Crazy things can still happen...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5738 on: November 08, 2016, 10:00:32 AM »
Its over. Its been over for a long time. We stuck a fork in him a long time ago.

It feels like its over already.

But Trump's 30% odds of winning while he seems to be a dark horse candidate (at least more than Romney was) which may result in a much closer election than you think or possibly even a Trump win.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5739 on: November 08, 2016, 10:01:07 AM »
Still seems unreal that the Ds put up their weakest candidate in years and the Rs countered with an even weaker one.

Those who voted for Trump earlier this year at 100% at fault for the R loss that's around the corner.
What loss. He's winning.