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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770028 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6100 on: November 08, 2016, 10:40:02 PM »
Call an ambulance for Wolf. He's not looking good.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6101 on: November 08, 2016, 10:40:24 PM »
Virginia for Clinton. CNN
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6102 on: November 08, 2016, 10:40:53 PM »
Wrap it up boys.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6103 on: November 08, 2016, 10:41:05 PM »
91%!! 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6104 on: November 08, 2016, 10:42:02 PM »
Dewey defeats Truman....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6105 on: November 08, 2016, 10:42:30 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6106 on: November 08, 2016, 10:42:45 PM »
The bad news for Clinton just keeps on pouring in at 538 faster than anyone can digest.

Here are just a few:


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6107 on: November 08, 2016, 10:43:05 PM »
FNC just quoted NYT 91%, and were shocked. I guess they just discovered DDF. ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6108 on: November 08, 2016, 10:43:56 PM »
Dewey defeats Truman....
Is that real?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6109 on: November 08, 2016, 10:45:04 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6110 on: November 08, 2016, 10:45:14 PM »
93%!!! 3 exclamation marks in honor of @JTZ

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6111 on: November 08, 2016, 10:45:47 PM »
NC for Trump. (Fox)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6112 on: November 08, 2016, 10:46:20 PM »
Colorado HRC google

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6114 on: November 08, 2016, 10:47:32 PM »
Yes. Available on some newsstands today.
Wow! I thought it was a joke

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6115 on: November 08, 2016, 10:47:48 PM »
Anyone see results of ME2? I can't seem to find.

Also NH is interesting.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6116 on: November 08, 2016, 10:48:22 PM »
google has hrc up by 5
Yes but you need to keep in mind which areas are still uncounted
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6117 on: November 08, 2016, 10:48:23 PM »

Yes. Available on some newsstands today.
Might be a better investment than Gold!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6118 on: November 08, 2016, 10:48:53 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6119 on: November 08, 2016, 10:51:26 PM »
94% trump