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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 394764 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7095 on: November 09, 2016, 09:05:35 PM »
You would give up on school voucher by not living in CH/UH to avoid .5% increase in taxes?
It's far more complicated than that. Feel free to discuss in the CLE thread.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7096 on: November 09, 2016, 09:17:55 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7097 on: November 09, 2016, 09:19:26 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7099 on: November 09, 2016, 09:20:30 PM »
Petition was closed after about 10k signatures.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7100 on: November 09, 2016, 09:30:32 PM »
I hope the Republicans remember this:

“Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won.” – President Obama to House Republican Whip Eric Cantor, January 23, 2009.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2014/08/13/too_bad_obama_didnt_follow_his_own_advice_123650.html#ixzz4PZLbhUOP

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7101 on: November 09, 2016, 09:31:41 PM »
I hope the Republicans remember this:

“Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won.” – President Obama to House Republican Whip Eric Cantor, January 23, 2009.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2014/08/13/too_bad_obama_didnt_follow_his_own_advice_123650.html#ixzz4PZLbhUOP
Was thinking about it last night when Trump said " I'm.. for all Americans"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7102 on: November 09, 2016, 09:32:51 PM »
When somebody thanks you for a favor you've done, respond "my pleasure", not "no problem".

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7103 on: November 09, 2016, 09:36:53 PM »
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-a-difference-2-percentage-points-makes/

Fascinating article from Nate Silver

"America hasn’t put its demons — including racism, anti-Semitism and misogyny — behind it. White people still make up the vast majority of the electorate, particularly when considering their share of the Electoral College, and their votes usually determine the winner."


Now even Nate Silver is spewing this BS???

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7104 on: November 09, 2016, 09:43:14 PM »

"America hasn’t put its demons — including racism, anti-Semitism and misogyny — behind it. White people still make up the vast majority of the electorate, particularly when considering their share of the Electoral College, and their votes usually determine the winner."


Now even Nate Silver is spewing this BS???
He always did. He was never anything but hard core liberal.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7105 on: November 09, 2016, 09:47:32 PM »
He always did. He was never anything but hard core liberal.

The only part of this I agree with is that White people are SICK of being called racists.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7106 on: November 09, 2016, 09:48:48 PM »
He always did. He was never anything but hard core liberal.
+1000

He has the eggs on his face together with CNN etc. He is in the same both. Listen to his last election broadcast. They talk about buy/hold/sell, they suggested selling Trump and buy Clinton all over the place. Now I am LMAO and he is  all over the place explaining his massive error.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7107 on: November 09, 2016, 09:50:32 PM »

"America hasn’t put its demons — including racism, anti-Semitism and misogyny — behind it. White people still make up the vast majority of the electorate, particularly when considering their share of the Electoral College, and their votes usually determine the winner."


Now even Nate Silver is spewing this BS???
I don't care for his liberal commentary. I love his analysis about the narrative today if 1 out every 100 voters voted for Clinton and not Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7108 on: November 09, 2016, 09:51:23 PM »
Wow these protests are nuts.
Sore losers.

Unfortunately this is the radical left (which I think represents a larger % of the left, compared to how much the radical right is as a % of the right wing).

They are not nuts. This is who they are.

They believe in free speach, as long as it's on their side.
They believe in democracy, as long as they win.
They believe in human rights, as long as it fits their agenda. Or more accurately (which sums up the above) to them, anyone who doesn't believe like them, isn't human, so even animals have more rights than non-humans that look like humans.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7109 on: November 09, 2016, 09:58:10 PM »
Start @ 5:30 when the realization dawns, then jump to 7:50 when it hits full force.

Some (censored) foul language inside...