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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7220 on: November 10, 2016, 01:59:30 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on November 10, 2016, 01:56:18 PM
He's an experienced politician

Ummm, yeah, NOW he is. ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7221 on: November 10, 2016, 01:59:33 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on November 10, 2016, 01:56:18 PM
He's an experienced politician
It was more friendly than usual.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7222 on: November 10, 2016, 02:00:51 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 10, 2016, 01:59:30 PM
Ummm, yeah, NOW he is. ::)
Obama, not Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7223 on: November 10, 2016, 02:03:11 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on November 10, 2016, 02:00:51 PM
Obama, not Trump.

Yeah, that's who I am talking about. The guy was totally unprepared when he took office. Now he's a mentsch. I don't like his policies but at least now he comes off as a respectable figure, and I don't just mean the white hairs, although that's part of it. Too bad he got his on the job training and now he's done with public office. I guess Bill will show him how to make a living off of being an ex-POTUS.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7224 on: November 10, 2016, 02:03:55 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7225 on: November 10, 2016, 02:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 10, 2016, 02:03:11 PM
Yeah, that's who I am talking about. The guy was totally unprepared when he took office. Now he's a mentsch. I don't like his policies but at least now he comes off as a respectable figure, and I don't just mean the white hairs, although that's part of it. Too bad he got his on the job training and now he's done with public office. I guess Bill will show him how to make a living off of being an ex-POTUS.
Michelle 2024?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7226 on: November 10, 2016, 02:04:47 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on November 10, 2016, 12:26:34 PM
Paul Ryan
Orrin Hatch

Then John Kerry. So they'll need to assassinate 4 people.
If the goal is to get to a democrat, they'll be out of luck no matter what, with all the D cabinet members being replaced by R's.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7227 on: November 10, 2016, 02:06:26 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on November 10, 2016, 12:26:34 PM
Paul Ryan
Orrin Hatch

Then John Kerry. So they'll need to assassinate 4 people.
Why are number 4 and down un-elected officials?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7229 on: November 10, 2016, 02:12:01 PM »
Quote from: Dawie on November 10, 2016, 02:08:08 PM
never, maybe Chelsea
That would be a national disaster. A whole new election cycle on emails and the Clinton Foundation.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7230 on: November 10, 2016, 02:16:31 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 10, 2016, 12:05:07 PM
Those are horrible.
Nobody should be surprised by this stuff. It was simmering beneath the surface throughout the election season, and now these people feel emboldened. If you want to tell me that the ends justify the means, I understand. But to pretend like it wasn't always a part of the package with the way Trump campaigned - that's some CD right there.

Also, re the protests, that's part of the package too. The only real reason it's surprising is that no one thought it would come to this. On the other hand, I'm a bit surprised that Clinton is not following Obama's lead, and trying to quiet this stuff. But then again, as others have pointed out, she's probably drowning in the bottom of a bottle somewhere.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7231 on: November 10, 2016, 02:37:27 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on November 10, 2016, 02:16:31 PM
Nobody should be surprised by this stuff. It was simmering beneath the surface throughout the election season, and now these people feel emboldened. If you want to tell me that the ends justify the means, I understand. But to pretend like it wasn't always a part of the package with the way Trump campaigned - that's some CD right there.

Also, re the protests, that's part of the package too. The only real reason it's surprising is that no one thought it would come to this. On the other hand, I'm a bit surprised that Clinton is not following Obama's lead, and trying to quiet this stuff. But then again, as others have pointed out, she's probably drowning in the bottom of a bottle somewhere.
Part of free speech, like any freedom is that there are some who will abuse it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7235 on: November 10, 2016, 02:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Dawie on November 10, 2016, 02:43:25 PM


I find making memes out of the Rebbe to be inappropriate.

Dan, I believe you should incorporate this into your policy.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7236 on: November 10, 2016, 02:50:16 PM »
Quote from: Toasted on November 10, 2016, 02:41:35 PM
What an admission! Any chance this media bias improves?
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/commentary-the-unbearable-smugness-of-the-press-presidential-election-2016/

No chance that media bias improves. They lost a lot of power and will redouble their efforts to bash Trump.

Media bias will improve when Conservatives start attending journalism school, and when the mainstream media hires them.
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« Reply #7237 on: November 10, 2016, 02:56:30 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 10, 2016, 02:50:16 PM
No chance that media bias improves. They lost a lot of power and will redouble their efforts to bash Trump.

Media bias will improve when Conservatives start attending journalism school, and when the mainstream media hires them.
There are plenty, but the only one to hire them is Fox.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7238 on: November 10, 2016, 02:58:27 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on November 10, 2016, 01:33:46 PM
Oddly Obama looked like he was actually a friend of Trump and not forced into it.
They didn't do the walk on the collanade? Why not
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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