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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3852875 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11580 on: March 03, 2017, 04:30:16 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 03, 2017, 04:22:41 PM
By saying Schumer met with Putin? If that is his defense anyone would see right through that.
Its a way of saying "cut the cr*p & lets move on"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11581 on: March 03, 2017, 04:33:05 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on March 03, 2017, 04:29:32 PM
It's not a defense, it's offense. The best defense is a good offense.
...but it has to make some sense. Trying to deflect the AG lied to congress (not saying he did) with Schumer met Putin is laughable.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11582 on: March 03, 2017, 04:37:04 PM »
Quote from: TimT on March 03, 2017, 04:30:16 PM
Its a way of saying "cut the cr*p & lets move on"
Tell that to Trump. He is the one still talking about the election every chance he gets. I wonder why that is?
Maybe because R&R is not working?
Maybe Mexico paying for a wall that will never be built is not happening.
Maybe his travel ban on Muslims isn't working?
The list goes on and on.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11583 on: March 03, 2017, 04:39:48 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 03, 2017, 04:37:04 PM
Tell that to Trump. He is the one still talking about the election every chance he gets. I wonder why that is?
Maybe because R&R is not working?
Maybe Mexico paying for a wall that will never be built is not happening.
Maybe his travel ban on Muslims isn't working?
The list goes on and on.
You should unfollow Chelsea :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11584 on: March 03, 2017, 04:42:55 PM »
Quote from: TimT on March 03, 2017, 04:39:48 PM
You should unfollow Chelsea :)
Chelsea?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11585 on: March 03, 2017, 04:44:26 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 03, 2017, 04:33:05 PM
...but it has to make some sense. Trying to deflect the AG lied to congress (not saying he did) with Schumer met Putin is laughable.

Well trump has proved you wrong time and again.
He's a far better marketer than you.
AG didn't do anything wrong and it's just another witch hunt. Holder would be serving 10 lifetimes in prison by the same measuring stick.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11586 on: March 03, 2017, 04:45:31 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 03, 2017, 04:42:55 PM
Chelsea?

The bucktoothed heiress to the Clinton dynasty.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11587 on: March 03, 2017, 04:54:10 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on March 03, 2017, 04:44:26 PM
AG didn't do anything wrong and it's just another witch hunt. Holder would be serving 10 lifetimes in prison by the same measuring stick.
This just proves how far gone you are. You can't look at anything with an ounce of objectivity.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11588 on: March 03, 2017, 04:54:44 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on March 03, 2017, 04:45:31 PM
The bucktoothed heiress to the Clinton dynasty.
Wow!!!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11589 on: March 04, 2017, 08:26:19 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11590 on: March 04, 2017, 09:50:52 PM »
Did the president go nuts over shabbos again?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11591 on: March 04, 2017, 09:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on March 04, 2017, 09:50:52 PM
Did the president go nuts over shabbos again?
More than that. Now he is paranoid.
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« Reply #11592 on: March 04, 2017, 10:20:53 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11593 on: March 04, 2017, 10:37:25 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on March 04, 2017, 10:20:53 PM
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/03/03/mark_levin_the_real_scandal_is_that_obama_spied_on_trump_during_2016_campaign.html
Another idiot with alternative facts.

"Did Loretta Lynch or Eric Holder ever recuse themselves from anything? This is the game they play! It is so pathetic to watch these Republicans on Capitol Hill. Not even 24 hours and they're all over the TV telling Sessions to recuse himself. Recuse himself from what?"

The answer is yes!!!


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11594 on: March 04, 2017, 10:53:16 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 04, 2017, 10:37:25 PM
Another idiot with alternative facts.

"Did Loretta Lynch or Eric Holder ever recuse themselves from anything? This is the game they play! It is so pathetic to watch these Republicans on Capitol Hill. Not even 24 hours and they're all over the TV telling Sessions to recuse himself. Recuse himself from what?"

The answer is yes!!!

Simple question to see how honest you are:
Did Obama spy on Trump - yes or no?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11595 on: March 04, 2017, 10:56:48 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on March 04, 2017, 10:53:16 PM
Simple question to see how honest you are:
Did Obama spy on Trump - yes or no?
I have no idea. There is zero evidence.
Do you consider one of the intelligence agencies the same as Obama?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11596 on: March 04, 2017, 11:02:22 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 04, 2017, 10:56:48 PM
Do you consider one of the intelligence agencies the same as Obama?
Yes. He's the prez & he appointed people to run those agencies.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11597 on: March 04, 2017, 11:03:50 PM »
Quote from: TimT on March 04, 2017, 11:02:22 PM
Yes. He's the prez & he appointed people to run those agencies.
So he tells Comey what to do?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11598 on: March 04, 2017, 11:09:25 PM »
Incitement to violence at 0:35
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11599 on: March 04, 2017, 11:12:38 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 04, 2017, 10:56:48 PM
I have no idea. There is zero evidence.
Do you consider one of the intelligence agencies the same as Obama?

There's plenty of evidence that he spied on tons of world leaders.
He did it plenty of times to his friends, there's zero doubt that he did it to his enemy.
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