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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769836 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11800 on: March 22, 2017, 07:01:36 PM »
NOOOO :'( :'( :'(
How about a new show? Hannity and the REV?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11801 on: March 22, 2017, 07:03:38 PM »
How about a new show?
Did you hear the Silent One died ? Very sad. He was a great guy.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11802 on: March 22, 2017, 07:04:06 PM »
Spin it anyway you want to. The fact is the guy is gone off the deep end with this crap. The worst part is his supporters are right with him.

Nothing is being spun.

Fact #1: NSA spies on everyone in the US
Fact #2: Obama admin illegally spied on people including a Fox reporter
Fact #3: Obama admin disseminated intelligence reports about Trump admin despite no charges

Given the disregard to law and rights to privacy, this leads me to a very simple belief: Obama admin illegally spied on many people, including Trump. It's something he's done before and deserves zero benefit of the doubt.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11803 on: March 22, 2017, 07:06:18 PM »
Did you hear the Silent One died ? Very sad. He was a great guy.
Ivor Gurney?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11804 on: March 22, 2017, 07:08:37 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11805 on: March 22, 2017, 07:10:30 PM »
Nothing is being spun.

Fact #1: NSA spies on everyone in the US
Fact #2: Obama admin illegally spied on people including a Fox reporter
Fact #3: Obama admin disseminated intelligence reports about Trump admin despite no charges

Given the disregard to law and rights to privacy, this leads me to a very simple belief: Obama admin illegally spied on many people, including Trump. It's something he's done before and deserves zero benefit of the doubt.
Now how about the facts. Not one bit of evidence Trump was wiretapped as he claimed. His own party is calling on him to retract that idiotic statement. Try and make this about Obama all you want but it isn't going to work. Trump made a serious claim out of thin air that is 100% false.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11806 on: March 22, 2017, 07:11:36 PM »
Alan Colmes
Didn't get the "silent one" reference.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11807 on: March 22, 2017, 07:37:34 PM »
Didn't get the "silent one" reference.
Think Ed on Johnny Carson

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11808 on: March 22, 2017, 10:03:47 PM »
Alan Colmes
Never heard him. But I happened to stumble on Hannity a couple of weeks ago while driving, and he had the Great One on the phone, and they were discussing how despite political disagreement, Colmes was a great person and wonderful friend.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11809 on: March 22, 2017, 10:28:46 PM »
Now how about the facts. Not one bit of evidence Trump was wiretapped as he claimed. His own party is calling on him to retract that idiotic statement. Try and make this about Obama all you want but it isn't going to work. Trump made a serious claim out of thin air that is 100% false.

Who from his own party -  McCain and Flake?? It's not exactly like they got along till now.....

Let's not be foolish, Obama's team obviously wasn't going to have direct surveillance on Trump as that would be a big red flag and an impossible situation to explain if caught....
Much smarter to find a convenient excuse to have surveillance on someone in his vincinty and just pick up his communications as part of the sweep....


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11810 on: March 22, 2017, 11:52:30 PM »
Saturday at the WH is like friday on DDF.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11812 on: March 23, 2017, 10:11:47 AM »
Saturday at the WH is like friday on DDF.
:)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11813 on: March 23, 2017, 10:21:08 AM »
Try and make this about Obama all you want but it isn't going to work. Trump made a serious claim out of thin air that is 100% false.

For me this ain't about Obama or Trump. In matters of privacy & intelligence I have a libertarian view, which is why I sided with Obama for releasing Manning but will side with Trump when it comes to wiretapping. If you follow the wikileaks you'd know that the government (including under Bush) has consistently illegally surveilled, lied about it, and covered it up. This is not something I would like Trump to continue.

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/general/1242364/breaking-jewish-israeli-teen-arrested-for-making-hundreds-of-threats-against-jccs-around-the-globe.html
Go figure

But what has Trump done to stop the anti-semites?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11814 on: March 23, 2017, 10:50:25 AM »
For me this ain't about Obama or Trump. In matters of privacy & intelligence I have a libertarian view, which is why I sided with Obama for releasing Manning but will side with Trump when it comes to wiretapping. If you follow the wikileaks you'd know that the government (including under Bush) has consistently illegally surveilled, lied about it, and covered it up. This is not something I would like Trump to continue.
That is another issue that we disagree on. The issue here is not surveillance but Trumps claim the president had him wiretapped. It looks bad for the US when our president makes these outrageous false claims. You just can't dismiss it as that is Trump being Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11815 on: March 23, 2017, 10:57:50 AM »
That is another issue that we disagree on. The issue here is not surveillance but Trumps claim the president had him wiretapped. It looks bad for the US when our president makes these outrageous false claims. You just can't dismiss it as that is Trump being Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11816 on: March 23, 2017, 11:05:40 AM »
Anyone here following the Gorsuch confirmation hearings?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11817 on: March 23, 2017, 11:22:04 AM »
Anyone here following the Gorsuch confirmation hearings?

A little. He's pretty good

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11818 on: March 23, 2017, 11:43:45 AM »
Anyone here following the Gorsuch confirmation hearings?
Isn't he a shoe in?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11819 on: March 23, 2017, 11:48:24 AM »
Isn't he a shoe in?
Until we hear about the Russians, Chinese, & aliens from Maddow & Co.