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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 294312 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12197 on: May 19, 2017, 12:40:29 AM »
He got a heter for access hollywood??
i need this Rabbis contact

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12198 on: May 19, 2017, 12:49:21 AM »
i need this Rabbis contact
You couldn't afford him
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12199 on: May 19, 2017, 12:55:54 AM »
Or dream come true. Depends what the outcome is.
What I meant is there is no way this guy is going to bullied or swayed. He will get to the bottom of this no matter where it leads.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12200 on: May 19, 2017, 01:01:42 AM »
Tax reform
Healthcare reform
Roll back regulations
Border control

That's a conservative agenda and Trump is pursuing it.

What makes you he's not? Because he hasn't moved the embassy?

Your posts are indistinguishable from a Trumpkin parody.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12201 on: May 19, 2017, 10:30:29 AM »
Tax reform
Healthcare reform
Roll back regulations
Border control

That's a conservative agenda and Trump is pursuing it.

What makes you he's not? Because he hasn't moved the embassy?
But you wrote:
Trump was and still is the only option.
Isn't it obvious? To effectively advance a conservative agenda.

Watch his commencement address today when he lists his accomplishments.

Compile a list of everything he's done right and compare it with a list of everything he's done wrong. See which are more significant.
What good is his conservative agenda if he's bungling his way through every attempt? And blaming the left isn't an answer here. It's hard to imagine that the R establishment candidates wouldn't have been more effective in working with the R majority in both houses to get things done.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12202 on: May 19, 2017, 11:07:39 AM »
They said the same about Obama in 2012. It was supposed to be a pushover election.
Who said that?!?
Clinton was far more flawed than Obama. The center and the right have hated her for decades and even the left didn't care for her much.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12203 on: May 19, 2017, 02:07:47 PM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12205 on: May 19, 2017, 03:16:24 PM »
This guy...

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President Trump told Russian officials in the Oval Office this month that firing the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, had relieved “great pressure” on him, according to a document summarizing the meeting.

“I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job,” Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official. “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”

Mr. Trump added, “I’m not under investigation.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/19/us/politics/trump-russia-comey.html

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12206 on: May 19, 2017, 03:25:23 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12207 on: May 19, 2017, 04:02:22 PM »
1+1=9999999999999999999999999999999?

And the White House does not dispute the account of the meeting linked above. So, yeah. 1+1 = the truth.

Gut Shabbos, everyone.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12208 on: May 19, 2017, 04:40:18 PM »
And the White House does not dispute the account of the meeting linked above. So, yeah. 1+1 = the truth.

Gut Shabbos, everyone.
I am not questioning the story but what was deduced from it. Duh!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12209 on: May 19, 2017, 05:09:02 PM »
i despose the media but there is way too much smoke here for there to be no fire