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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3825094 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13740 on: September 18, 2017, 04:05:16 PM »
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/18/hillary-clinton-trump-challenge-2016-election-legitimacy-242848

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13741 on: September 18, 2017, 07:02:09 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13742 on: September 18, 2017, 07:02:43 PM »
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/18/hillary-clinton-trump-challenge-2016-election-legitimacy-242848

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But the former secretary of state said she does not believe that there is any path for such a challenge and that academics who argue one exists are not on “strong ground” legally. “I just don't think we have a mechanism” for a challenge of the 2016 election’s legitimacy, she said.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13743 on: September 18, 2017, 09:04:38 PM »
Now how about the facts. Not one bit of evidence Trump was wiretapped as he claimed. His own party is calling on him to retract that idiotic statement. Try and make this about Obama all you want but it isn't going to work. Trump made a serious claim out of thin air that is 100% false.
@JTZ, you still around ?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/18/politics/paul-manafort-government-wiretapped-fisa-russians/index.html

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13744 on: September 18, 2017, 09:11:48 PM »
@JTZ, you still around ?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/18/politics/paul-manafort-government-wiretapped-fisa-russians/index.html

I love how CNN doesn't mention that they gleefully reported for a month that Trump was lying about being wiretapped

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13745 on: September 19, 2017, 12:41:05 AM »
@JTZ, you still around ?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/18/politics/paul-manafort-government-wiretapped-fisa-russians/index.html
Waiting for tomorrow's Twitter rant
I love how CNN doesn't mention that they gleefully reported for a month that Trump was lying about being wiretapped

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13746 on: September 19, 2017, 12:44:19 AM »
I love how CNN doesn't mention that they gleefully reported for a month that Trump was lying about being wiretapped
Um.. FISA warrant?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13747 on: September 19, 2017, 06:23:22 AM »
@JTZ, you still around ?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/18/politics/paul-manafort-government-wiretapped-fisa-russians/index.html
nah now he'll disappear for a couple of days until trump does something stupid and then he'll pop out  :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13748 on: September 19, 2017, 07:10:44 AM »
Um.. FISA warrant

Yeah. I guess you're right.  Nobody would be interested in connecting the two stories

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13750 on: September 19, 2017, 08:25:56 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13753 on: September 19, 2017, 09:42:22 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13754 on: September 19, 2017, 09:43:25 AM »
Yes but that's only if you have nemanus to begin with
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13755 on: September 19, 2017, 05:30:47 PM »
I love how CNN doesn't mention that they gleefully reported for a month that Trump was lying about being wiretapped
https://www.wsj.com/articles/did-obama-know-about-comeys-surveillance-1505852932
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13756 on: September 24, 2017, 06:32:29 PM »
Can't this idiot keep his DA idiotic comments to politics and leave sports out of it!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13757 on: September 24, 2017, 06:50:21 PM »
Can't this idiot keep his DA idiotic comments to politics and leave sports out of it!!!
I agree but you do have to admit that the players are the ones that started it. Trump just said what we all wish we could all say if we could get our voice out there. Only problem is that Trump is the president and should be acting more like it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13758 on: September 24, 2017, 07:07:05 PM »
I agree but you do have to admit that the players are the ones that started it. Trump just said what we all wish we could all say if we could get our voice out there. Only problem is that Trump is the president and should be acting more like it.
You would fire someone who doesn't stand for the NA? If so that is your choice.

This idiot just wants attention and says the dumbest things to get it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13759 on: September 24, 2017, 07:12:44 PM »
You would fire someone who doesn't stand for the NA? If so that is your choice.

This idiot just wants attention and says the dumbest things to get it.

Def would.