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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770465 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13760 on: September 24, 2017, 07:16:27 PM »
You would fire someone who doesn't stand for the NA? If so that is your choice.

This idiot just wants attention and says the dumbest things to get it.
If I'm paying somebody to do a certain job and by him not standing by the NA it distracts from what he (and others) are being paid to do, absolutely I would fire him. You wouldn't?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13762 on: September 24, 2017, 07:33:57 PM »
So you going to fire over half the NFL?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13763 on: September 24, 2017, 07:43:54 PM »
So you going to fire over half the NFL?
No. There are several ways of handling it.  Each owner could give a warning to their team (privately). Or they could fire a couple of people to make a statement that you're not going to put up with it on your dime.
When they get worried about losing their tens of millions of dollars, then we'll see where their priorities really are.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13764 on: September 24, 2017, 07:54:32 PM »
You are living in a dream world. The owners are now powerless because of this idiot. The players now have tremendous support. Whole teams did not even take the field for the NA. Thank you MR Idiot.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13765 on: September 24, 2017, 08:02:20 PM »
So you going to fire over half the NFL?
Come on. You know how these things work. If they would have fired the first guy immediately it wouldn't be half the NFL.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13766 on: September 24, 2017, 08:14:49 PM »
Too bad politics got to ruin everything. It's a lose lose for everyone on this one.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13767 on: September 24, 2017, 08:18:45 PM »
Too bad politics got to ruin everything. It's a lose lose for everyone on this one.
How about the owners offer a little something extra to those who stand ? Then we'll really see who's serious about this :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13768 on: September 24, 2017, 08:20:10 PM »
How about the owners offer a little something extra to those who stand ? Then we'll really see who's serious about this :)
The owners are a bunch of frauds. Its all about the money. Nothing else.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13769 on: September 24, 2017, 08:22:37 PM »
The owners are a bunch of frauds. Its all about the money. Nothing else.
They employ a bunch of frauds so it all works out

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13770 on: September 24, 2017, 08:25:14 PM »
The owners are a bunch of frauds. Its all about the money. Nothing else.
How does that make them frauds? What do they claim to be in it for?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13771 on: September 24, 2017, 08:33:23 PM »
How does that make them frauds? What do they claim to be in it for?
Their stance now is finacialy driven not socialy, as they're claiming it is.
Otherwise, why wouldnt any team sign kap?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13772 on: September 24, 2017, 08:38:16 PM »
Otherwise, why wouldnt any team sign kap?
They didn't want to deal with the baggage. Now you have whole teams doing worse thanks to Trumps idiotic comments.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13773 on: September 24, 2017, 08:40:58 PM »
They didn't want to deal with the baggage. Now you have whole teams doing worse thanks to Trumps idiotic comments.
I agree, trump made it worse, He forced the owners to double down on their original position to ignore as much as possible.
But their still frauds.
Either way, STOPPING RUINING EVERYTHING.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13774 on: September 24, 2017, 08:41:25 PM »
Their stance now is finacialy driven not socialy, as they're claiming it is.
Otherwise, why wouldnt any team sign kap?
They are claiming to be socially driven? The reason why Kumpernickle (a la Pelosi) wasn't signed is because he is too divisive for a second rate player.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13775 on: September 24, 2017, 08:47:49 PM »
They are claiming to be socially driven? The reason why Kumpernickle (a la Pelosi) wasn't signed is because he is too divisive for a second rate player.
Yes

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13776 on: September 24, 2017, 08:50:48 PM »
If the result is that disrespecting the flag and anthem becomes a form of resistance to Trump, Trump wins.

Maybe he's not so stupid after all.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13777 on: September 24, 2017, 08:54:06 PM »
If the result is that disrespecting the flag and anthem becomes a form of resistance to Trump, Trump wins.
What world are you living in? The only ones who believe that are true Trumpsters. The same ones he claims would still vote for him if shot someone in broad daylight!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13778 on: September 24, 2017, 08:58:58 PM »
What world are you living in? The only ones who believe that are true Trumpsters. The same ones he claims would still vote for him if shot someone in broad daylight!!!

Who believe what?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13779 on: September 24, 2017, 09:03:57 PM »
What world are you living in? The only ones who believe that are true Trumpsters. The same ones he claims would still vote for him if shot someone in broad daylight!!!
Nope. I'm not a Trumpster by any stretch. His comments were beyond idiotic. But I agree with @good sam on this.