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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769093 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13920 on: September 27, 2017, 11:39:58 AM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13921 on: September 27, 2017, 12:14:19 PM »
I guess he ran out of important stuff...
You mean like his candidate getting trounced? Let's see how the Trumpsters spin this one.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13922 on: September 27, 2017, 12:23:50 PM »
I guess he ran out of important stuff...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/387565483303923712
The stupidity of the NFL tweets notwithstanding, there is no comparison at all to the Redskins, but we do see how Obama was busy with much sillier stuff.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13923 on: September 27, 2017, 12:41:45 PM »
The stupidity of the NFL tweets notwithstanding, there is no comparison at all to the Redskins, but we do see how Obama was busy with much sillier stuff.
BO said some stupid things but ratio wise there is no comparison.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13924 on: September 27, 2017, 12:59:40 PM »
Is there a way to block this thread from showing up on my list of unread threads? It's at a point where it's quite stupid (although for some reason I keep reading it), repetitive, and a waste of time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13925 on: September 27, 2017, 01:01:32 PM »
Forget it. I see the Ignore Thread option.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13926 on: September 27, 2017, 01:06:57 PM »
Is there a way to block this thread from showing up on my list of unread threads? It's at a point where it's quite stupid (although for some reason I keep reading it), repetitive, and a waste of time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13927 on: September 27, 2017, 01:20:59 PM »
I guess he ran out of important stuff...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/387565483303923712
It's not about football it's about respect for the country. But since you hate him you won't be able to see the difference.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13928 on: September 27, 2017, 01:35:50 PM »
It's not about football it's about respect for the country.
How about putting a decorated army ranger in a situation were he feels embarrassed standing alone saluting the flag and the country he put his life on the line for? Thank you Mr President!!!  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13929 on: September 27, 2017, 01:37:41 PM »
who put him in the situation?????
How about putting a decorated army ranger in a situation were he feels embarrassed standing alone saluting the flag and the country he put his life on the line for? Thank you Mr President!!!  >:( >:( >:(

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13930 on: September 27, 2017, 01:39:22 PM »
Forget it. I see the Ignore Thread option.
where is that option?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13931 on: September 27, 2017, 01:44:34 PM »
who put him in the situation?????
Trump created this whole mess this past weekend with his idiotic tweets about "firing SOB's".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13932 on: September 27, 2017, 01:44:44 PM »
where is that option?
Lol he is not going to see your question since he ignored the thread :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13933 on: September 27, 2017, 02:10:34 PM »
Trump created this whole mess this past weekend with his idiotic tweets about "firing SOB's".
so the BLM coach who ordered his team off the field and then thru the vet under the bus gets a pass........oh right, he's black

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13934 on: September 27, 2017, 02:15:12 PM »
so the BLM coach who ordered his team off the field and then thru the vet under the bus gets a pass........oh right, he's black
I guess you don't understand the concept of a team. Good thing a decorated army ranger does and his statement carries 100 times more weight then what we say or a president that was afraid to serve his country.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13935 on: September 27, 2017, 02:20:57 PM »
I guess you don't understand the concept of a team. Good thing a decorated army ranger does and his statement carries 100 times more weight then what we say or a president that was afraid to serve his country.
so the coach demands his team do it, the players grudgingly agree (at least most of those who disagree with the narrative) and you say its now a team
Typical of the current leftist mantra, i'm right, your opinion doesn;t matter and you have to follow me because we're a team
Yes and the Army ranger ignored the team and made up some BS excuse afterwords to mollify both sides
he knew exactly what he was doing

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13936 on: September 27, 2017, 02:28:18 PM »
It's not about football it's about respect for the country. But since you hate him you won't be able to see the difference.
And so we went from a couple players on the fringe doing it to hundreds of players, because now our flag and anthem have become a Trump issue.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13937 on: September 27, 2017, 02:28:53 PM »
Yes and the Army ranger ignored the team and made up some BS excuse afterwords to mollify both sides
he knew exactly what he was doing
So now you are calling a decorated army ranger a liar. You guys are unbelievable.

Look, all I want to do on Sundays is watch football (hockey soon). The second week they had six people kneeling and it was a non-issue and no one was talking about it before/during/after the game. Then we had those stupid comments from Trump and all h*ll breaks loose. This is how he intends to make America great again by pitting us against each other?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13938 on: September 27, 2017, 03:00:26 PM »
So now you are calling a decorated army ranger a liar. You guys are unbelievable.

Look, all I want to do on Sundays is watch football (hockey soon). The second week they had six people kneeling and it was a non-issue and no one was talking about it before/during/after the game. Then we had those stupid comments from Trump and all h*ll breaks loose. This is how he intends to make America great again by pitting us against each other?

Actually, identity politics has been wildly successful for him, and is the preferred political weapon of the left, too. So yes, unfortunately pitting us against each other is a calculated move made by both sides.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13939 on: September 27, 2017, 03:01:35 PM »
And so we went from a couple players on the fringe doing it to hundreds of players, because now our flag and anthem have become a Trump issue.
So now that it is a Trump issue it became okay for them to disrespect the flag?
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