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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3844198 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14480 on: October 27, 2017, 12:43:19 PM »
You get added to the Gullible list.  :)

You mean for thinking you'd come to a DO you confirmed at?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14481 on: October 27, 2017, 12:46:28 PM »
You mean for thinking you'd come to a DO you confirmed at?
I will put my DO record against yours any day of the week and twice on Friday.  :P
You are getting more and more like Trump with your #fakenews (AKA: LIES LIES LIES!!!)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14482 on: October 27, 2017, 12:51:35 PM »
I will put my DO record against yours any day of the week and twice on Friday.  :P
You are getting more and more like Trump with your #fakenews (AKA: LIES LIES LIES!!!)

I have been to more DOs than anyone.  Huge DOs.  I'm pretty sure there have never been bigger DOs.

But more importantly, you were confirmed

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14483 on: October 27, 2017, 12:56:48 PM »
I have been to more DOs than anyone.  Huge DOs.  I'm pretty sure there have never been bigger DOs.
Please change your name to "trumphenche"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14484 on: October 27, 2017, 03:19:49 PM »
BANANA BANANA BANANA!!!

"It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14485 on: October 27, 2017, 03:23:03 PM »
BANANA BANANA BANANA!!!

"It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!"

Yup. 

Plus CM is a DO-skipper.

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« Reply #14486 on: October 27, 2017, 03:23:34 PM »
BANANA BANANA BANANA!!!

"It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!"
Desperate for popcorn?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14487 on: October 27, 2017, 03:24:16 PM »
Desperate for popcorn?
Just the facts, JACK!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14488 on: October 27, 2017, 03:24:52 PM »
Just the facts, JACK!
Because your post was so filled with facts
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14489 on: October 27, 2017, 03:25:31 PM »
Plus CM is a DO-skipper.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14490 on: October 27, 2017, 03:26:17 PM »
Look, if you don't like the venue, just say that. It doesn't need to be milts if they're too boo.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14491 on: October 27, 2017, 03:26:34 PM »
Because your post was so filled with facts
Only if you believe an apple is a banana.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14492 on: October 27, 2017, 03:26:52 PM »
Look, if you don't like the venue, just say that. It doesn't need to be milts if they're too boo.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14493 on: October 27, 2017, 03:43:23 PM »
John Lewis needs a banana. Unfortunately done great things for civil rights doesn't prevent dementia.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14494 on: October 27, 2017, 03:45:07 PM »
John Lewis needs a banana.
You should think before you post. I know what you meant but still...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14495 on: October 28, 2017, 10:29:38 PM »
First indictments coming down. Man does Trump look like the fool as usual. That's what happens when you just make stuff up.
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« Reply #14496 on: October 28, 2017, 10:34:33 PM »
First indictments coming down. Man does Trump look like the fool as usual. That's what happens when you just make stuff up.
Who for what
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14497 on: October 28, 2017, 10:38:13 PM »
Who for what
We don't know yet. Unnamed source from the MSM.  :)
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« Reply #14498 on: October 28, 2017, 10:39:05 PM »
We don't know yet. Unnamed source for the MSM.  :)
So how does he look like a fool as of now?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14499 on: October 28, 2017, 10:43:36 PM »
So how does he look like a fool as of now?
He makes statements like "no collusion" when he has no idea what they have. Then indictments are coming Monday. Now the squeezing starts.
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