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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3828541 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15361 on: December 12, 2017, 01:13:46 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/12/politics/roy-moore-last-rally/index.html

Jeez, what a dumpster fire.
You cant make this stuff up.

Moore's wife, reading from prepared remarks (or notes) on a yellow legal pad, tried to defend her husband from charges that he is intolerant of others.
"Fake news will tell you that we don't care for Jews," Moore said. "One of our attorneys is a Jew.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15362 on: December 12, 2017, 01:31:32 PM »
You cant make this stuff up.

Moore's wife, reading from prepared remarks (or notes) on a yellow legal pad, tried to defend her husband from charges that he is intolerant of others.
"Fake news will tell you that we don't care for Jews," Moore said. "One of our attorneys is a Jew.
Them and the Port Authority terrorist....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15363 on: December 12, 2017, 01:43:15 PM »
Them and the Port Authority terrorist....
What did I miss?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15364 on: December 12, 2017, 01:44:45 PM »
What did I miss?

What's nauseating is that they got a Yid to read that statement. (Or maybe that's what you meant.)
« Last Edit: December 12, 2017, 02:11:09 PM by aygart »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15366 on: December 12, 2017, 02:17:47 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15368 on: December 12, 2017, 03:47:56 PM »
Just wanted to come back to this for a second. I had a feeling when I first read that the whole transcript would shed some light here. After all, this was an interview, and she was probably asked a question before her money quote reply. Well, here it is:

“You've previously competed at three Olympic games under two presidents. How will it feel competing at an Olympic games for a United States whose president is Donald Trump?”

She did state that she wouldn't visit the WH after the olympics (also in response to a direct question on the subject), but sh'es hardly the first to come out and say or do that - nor will she likely be the last.
"The point that I was trying to articulate is that all Olympic athletes represent their nation as a whole, and are not representatives of their government or any specific political figure or party," Vonn wrote.

"I am proud to be an American, and I want our country to continue to be a symbol of hope, compassion, inclusion and world unity. My travels around the world have recently made clear that this is no longer how people view the United States... It seems to me that we must lead with understanding and strive for unity in our relationships throughout the world."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15370 on: December 12, 2017, 03:54:09 PM »
See, we have the photo. Which proves he remembers meeting her.
Photo only means he met her. Just happens to be the same day he stuck his tongue in her mouth.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15371 on: December 12, 2017, 03:58:35 PM »
Photo only means he met her.

Right, so is consistent with him saying he's never met her.  Because you can't be expected to remember every rando you've ever met.  I'm sure there's many people I would deny knowing, that you could show that in fact I once did meet them.

Just happens to be the same day he stuck his tongue in her mouth.

Which shows that she's not dumb enough to make up a story about it happening on a day that she wasn't there.   

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15372 on: December 12, 2017, 04:14:33 PM »
Which shows that she's not dumb enough to make up a story about it happening on a day that she wasn't there.
...but this thread shows some (gullibles) are dumb enough to believe a compulsive liar.  ;)

Why don't you defend how he respects women?

Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15373 on: December 12, 2017, 04:36:19 PM »
...but this thread shows some (gullibles) are dumb enough to believe a compulsive liar.  ;)

Why don't you defend how he respects women?

Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED!
You think thats bad? Warren called her a slut.
https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/940615748988342273
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15374 on: December 12, 2017, 04:42:16 PM »
Why don't you defend how he respects people?
FTFY. What does her gender have to do with it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15375 on: December 12, 2017, 04:42:35 PM »
You think thats bad? Warren called her a slut.
I will file this under you are not familiar with the term.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15376 on: December 12, 2017, 04:44:43 PM »
FTFY. What does her gender have to do with it?
He talks about women as if they are only good for a piece of *ss. Yes he does disrespect people.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15377 on: December 12, 2017, 07:06:02 PM »
Any predictions for the AL race?

Mine: If Moore wins the voters will be unfairly hammered by the left.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15378 on: December 12, 2017, 08:27:23 PM »
Any predictions for the AL race?

Mine: If Moore wins the voters will be unfairly hammered by the left.
https://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/status/940736677999497218
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15379 on: December 12, 2017, 08:45:17 PM »
Any predictions for the AL race?

Mine: If Moore wins the voters will be unfairly hammered by the left.
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/alabama-senate-special-election-roy-moore-doug-jones
They called DJT election first.