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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769676 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16160 on: January 10, 2018, 01:35:35 PM »
Candidate can win primary but probably not general election. Sounds the same to me.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16161 on: January 10, 2018, 03:51:29 PM »
Ann Coulter, Rush and others ripping Trump on DACA. Coulter went as far as saying he is proving the book to be true by agreeing with the last person all the time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16164 on: January 10, 2018, 05:27:00 PM »
[tweet]951195517618409472[/tweet]

https://twitter.com/KimStrassel/status/951190232573009920

If she wasn't pressured then the first question remains. That was her whole answer. How can it be that she misspoke?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16165 on: January 10, 2018, 05:27:38 PM »
You can't make this stuff up.  :)
Good thing-we wouldn't want to go against the law.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16166 on: January 10, 2018, 06:03:22 PM »
If she wasn't pressured then the first question remains. That was her whole answer. How can it be that she misspoke?
Have you heard her speak lately? Very easy to see how she can mis-speak.  :)
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« Reply #16167 on: January 10, 2018, 07:46:34 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16170 on: January 10, 2018, 09:24:25 PM »
Hannity reporting that he confirmed with 3 sources that the dossier was in fact used to convince the fisa court to spy on the trump campaign.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16171 on: January 10, 2018, 09:27:14 PM »
Hannity reporting that he confirmed with 3 sources that the dossier was in fact used to convince the fisa court to spy on the trump campaign.
Hannity? ROFLMAO!!!

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« Reply #16172 on: January 10, 2018, 09:34:49 PM »
Hannity reporting that he confirmed with 3 sources that the dossier was in fact used to convince the fisa court to spy on the trump campaign.
Sources......
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16174 on: January 10, 2018, 09:49:54 PM »
Hannity? ROFLMAO!!!

He makes the Rev look sane.
Yeh Yeh, keep on LYAO.. All I know is that this whole Russian Dossier issue, Clinton investigation injustices, Hannity has been talking about all this for the past year. And all turns out to be true. When Hannity is saying he confirmed with 2 members of congress that this is 100% true. I have no reason to doubt him. Laugh as long as you still can because we are getting closer and closer to conclude that the FBI and the DOJ instead of doing their job were trying to help Hillary Clinton win the election. It will probably be first time in history where the highest level of government acted so politically biased. And submitting the dossier to the fisa court while knowing that it's fake is a crime. So keep on laughing because soon,  when instead of charging Trump for crimes, the opposite will come true, the Democrats who committed REAL crimes will be charged for their criminal offenses.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16175 on: January 10, 2018, 09:52:15 PM »
Hannity?  :)
What do you have against Hannity? That he is not fake news? Is that how used you are to fake news that one conservative who brings real news doesn't let you sleep?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16176 on: January 10, 2018, 09:53:13 PM »
Yeh Yeh, keep on LYAO.. All I know is that this whole Russian Dossier issue, Clinton investigation injustices, Hannity has been talking about all this for the past year. And all turns out to be true. When Hannity is saying he confirmed with 2 members of congress that this is 100% true. I have no reason to doubt him. Laugh as long as you still can because we are getting closer and closer to conclude that the FBI and the DOJ instead of doing their job were trying to help Hillary Clinton win the election. It will probably be first time in history where the highest level of government acted so politically biased. And submitting the dossier to the fisa court while knowing that it's fake is a crime. So keep on laughing because soon,  when instead of charging Trump for crimes, the opposite will come true, the Democrats who committed REAL crimes will be charged for their criminal offenses.
You missed the whole point. It would be like me using Rachel Maddow as my source. That are both so far out there you can't believe what either one says. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16177 on: January 10, 2018, 09:53:41 PM »
What do you have against Hannity? That he is not fake news? Is that how used you are to fake news that one conservative who brings real news doesn't let you sleep?
You missed the whole point. It would be like me using Rachel Maddow as my source. That are both so far out there you can't believe what either one says. 
If you don't understand what Hannity is there is no help for you.

For the record. It is pretty bad when someone from your own network calls you #fakenews.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16178 on: January 10, 2018, 09:57:19 PM »
If you don't understand what Hannity is there is no help for you.

For the record. It is pretty bad when someone from your own network calls you #fakenews.
Perhaps you’re the one who doesn’t know Hannity :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16179 on: January 10, 2018, 09:58:49 PM »
Perhaps you’re the one who doesn’t know Hannity :)
Perhaps Elvis is still alive. What's your point?
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