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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 580550 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16275 on: January 12, 2018, 03:25:47 PM »
Who is that
Just some shithole who graduate at the top of his West Point class.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16276 on: January 12, 2018, 03:32:10 PM »
So Trump is finally on a roll.

He gets Tax Reform. Bunch of companies announce raises and bonuses.

North Korea resumes talks with SK. The president of SK boosts his ego by saying it was because of Trump.

He moves on immigration reform. Gets showered by the media for his openness..

Then shoots himself in the foot...


Classic Trump

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16277 on: January 12, 2018, 03:34:23 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16278 on: January 12, 2018, 04:33:29 PM »
So Trump is finally on a roll.

He gets Tax Reform. Bunch of companies announce raises and bonuses.

North Korea resumes talks with SK. The president of SK boosts his ego by saying it was because of Trump.

He moves on immigration reform. Gets showered by the media for his openness..

Then shoots himself in the foot...


Classic Trump
The media can't handle him being so successful so they take made up stories and try to hurt him...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16279 on: January 12, 2018, 04:59:53 PM »
The media can't handle him being so successful so they take made up stories and try to hurt him...
...except as usual it is 100% true. Something the gullibles can't handle. That brings into question of those that constantly defend his racist remarks are they racist themselves?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16281 on: January 14, 2018, 05:56:17 PM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16285 on: January 15, 2018, 10:19:08 AM »
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-defends-himself-anew-against-charges-that-he-is-racist/ar-AAuGTSA?li=BBnb7Kz

"No, No. I'm not a racist," Trump said Sunday, after reporters asked him to respond to those who think he is. "I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed. That I can tell you."

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16288 on: January 15, 2018, 11:05:10 AM »
...but
A politician said something self aggrandizing, it must be true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16289 on: January 15, 2018, 11:08:13 AM »
A politician said something self aggrandizing, it must be true.
"Don't compare me - I'm the most self aggrandizing person you ever met, politician or not." - Trump, probably.