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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769305 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16281 on: January 14, 2018, 05:56:17 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16285 on: January 15, 2018, 10:19:08 AM »
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-defends-himself-anew-against-charges-that-he-is-racist/ar-AAuGTSA?li=BBnb7Kz

"No, No. I'm not a racist," Trump said Sunday, after reporters asked him to respond to those who think he is. "I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed. That I can tell you."

We all believe this, don't we?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16288 on: January 15, 2018, 11:05:10 AM »
...but
A politician said something self aggrandizing, it must be true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16289 on: January 15, 2018, 11:08:13 AM »
A politician said something self aggrandizing, it must be true.
"Don't compare me - I'm the most self aggrandizing person you ever met, politician or not." - Trump, probably.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16290 on: January 15, 2018, 11:09:36 AM »
CM, you are cracking me up. You keep on calling us gullibles because we believe Trump. Obviously because you believe the media that he lets say did say the $hithole comment.

How about you are gullible for posting everything you see in the media against Trump and posting it here right away like its תורה מסיני?

Like this.

You wonder why more and more people are questioning his mental state? You can't make this stuff up.

'I probably have a very good relationship with Kim Jong Un.'

You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16291 on: January 15, 2018, 11:10:59 AM »
"Don't compare me - I'm the most self aggrandizing person you ever met, politician or not." - Trump, probably.
Fact check-true
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16292 on: January 15, 2018, 11:11:55 AM »
Like this.
Please correct me then. I don't mind eating crow. He didn't say that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16293 on: January 15, 2018, 11:12:53 AM »
CM, you are cracking me up. You keep on calling us gullibles because we believe Trump. Obviously because you believe the media that he lets say did say the $hithole comment.

How about you are gullible for posting everything you see in the media against Trump and posting it here right away like its תורה מסיני?

Like this.
Like Trump tweeted, fortunately we now record conversations with reporters:
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/952404617261961216

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16294 on: January 15, 2018, 11:17:21 AM »
Like Trump tweeted, fortunately we now record conversations with reporters:
You are no fun. @ilherman gets his info from Hannity.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16295 on: January 15, 2018, 11:38:08 AM »
...but
What percentage of items listed do you consider to be racist?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16296 on: January 15, 2018, 11:49:39 AM »
What percentage of items listed do you consider to be racist?
Taken individual not many but you need look at the whole picture. There are more out there.
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« Reply #16297 on: January 15, 2018, 12:07:03 PM »
Taken individual not many but you need look at the whole picture. There are more out there.
Fair enough.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16298 on: January 15, 2018, 12:59:24 PM »
The world must truly be ending because of this tax bill.

https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/951438703863484417
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16299 on: January 15, 2018, 01:04:27 PM »
The world must truly be ending because of this tax bill.
To me, this is the first one that means anything. Not just because it's Walmart - and they're practically a small country's economy in their own right - but because they're making real changes. Minimum wage and parental benefits are precisely the type of things that really matter, not to mention the fact that they're causes near and dear to many Democrats.