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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3854396 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16660 on: January 19, 2018, 12:32:39 PM »
When have you ever wanted a real discussion.  ::)

It is Friday so just for you. When you control everything you are expected to get things done especially when your top guy claims his biggest asset is deal making.
I always want a real discussion.

While there is plenty of truth to your statement, when you are trying to negotiate with someone who's main objective is to stop you, and is unwilling to negotiate but rather has insanely unrealistic demands (clean DACA bill) and when you finally start getting somewhere in negotiations, they find something minor to completely undermine all the negotiations (nitpicking on the shithole comment and using it as an excuse to stop negotiating) you really can't blame them for not getting it done.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16662 on: January 19, 2018, 12:36:34 PM »
When have you ever wanted a real discussion.  ::)

It is Friday so just for you. When you control everything you are expected to get things done especially when your top guy claims his biggest asset is deal making.
But they don't control everything. They have Dems who are filibustering over illegal immigration.

I guess you also need to read up on Senate rules.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16664 on: January 19, 2018, 12:43:55 PM »
But they don't control everything. They have Dems who are filibustering over illegal immigration.

I guess you also need to read up on Senate rules.
Stop being ignorant. They control both houses and the presidency. That's what is meant by controlling everything.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16665 on: January 19, 2018, 12:50:06 PM »
Trump invites Schumer to the WH. This is what you do when you claim you are the deal maker and in total control of both houses and the presidency.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16666 on: January 19, 2018, 12:50:41 PM »
When have you ever wanted a real discussion.  ::)

It is Friday so just for you. When you control everything you are expected to get things done especially when your top guy claims his biggest asset is deal making.
Is that what the media said when the Rs shutdown the govt?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16667 on: January 19, 2018, 12:52:14 PM »
Is that what the media said when the Rs shutdown the govt?
Would have to check but I don't think they controlled everything and I don't care what the media said.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16668 on: January 19, 2018, 12:57:36 PM »
Would have to check but I don't think they controlled everything and I don't care what the media said.
I see it this way.if you ask for something crazy in return for voting for the budget it's on you.

That's not to say that it's not good for politics to shut down the govt. Ted Cruz's rise to national Fame was just that

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« Reply #16669 on: January 19, 2018, 12:59:03 PM »
Stop being ignorant. They control both houses and the presidency. That's what is meant by controlling everything.
If they need more than a majority and the Dems are holding it up over side issues then they are not in control of the senate. It is a stupid statement and nothing more than posturing. It has nothing to do with reality. I can understand a politician saying that, but a reporter is not supposed to be doing political posturing for one side. I expect it from Schumer but not shouldn't from
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16670 on: January 19, 2018, 01:01:50 PM »
Trump invites Schumer to the WH. This is what you do when you claim you are the deal maker and in total control of both houses and the presidency.
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/954409353615986689
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16671 on: January 19, 2018, 01:04:58 PM »
If they need more than a majority and the Dems are holding it up over side issues then they are not in control of the senate. It is a stupid statement and nothing more than posturing. It has nothing to do with reality. I can understand a politician saying that, but a reporter is not supposed to be doing political posturing for one side. I expect it from Schumer but not shouldn't from
Then you saying that the Rs shutdown the govt in 2013, correct?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16672 on: January 19, 2018, 01:07:14 PM »
Then you saying that the Rs shutdown the govt in 2013, correct?
I don't recall what it was that they were holding it up over, but it is definitely possible.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16673 on: January 19, 2018, 01:09:27 PM »
I don't recall what it was that they were holding it up over, but it is definitely possible.
Obamacare

"House Republicans insist any new spending bill include provisions to either defund, derail or otherwise chip away at Obamacare. Senate Democrats are just as insistent that it doesn't"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16674 on: January 19, 2018, 01:10:22 PM »
Obamacare

"House Republicans insist any new spending bill include provisions to either defund, derail or otherwise chip away at Obamacare. Senate Democrats are just as insistent that it doesn't"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16675 on: January 19, 2018, 01:12:31 PM »
If they need more than a majority and the Dems are holding it up over side issues then they are not in control of the senate. It is a stupid statement and nothing more than posturing. It has nothing to do with reality. I can understand a politician saying that, but a reporter is not supposed to be doing political posturing for one side. I expect it from Schumer but not shouldn't from
KAC puts a better spin on it than you. Three R's senators are on record as being against it which does not even give them 50 votes. Maybe you need to retake Math 101.  :P
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« Reply #16676 on: January 19, 2018, 01:14:12 PM »
KAC puts a better spin on it than you. Three R's senators are on record as being against it which does not even give them 50 votes. Maybe you need to retake Math 101.  :P
I'm not trying to spin.

It is easy to say you are against when it doesn't make a difference. Had they only needed 50 they would take out CHIP and it would pass.
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« Reply #16677 on: January 19, 2018, 01:16:34 PM »
I'm not trying to spin.

It is easy to say you are against when it doesn't make a difference. Had they only needed 50 they would take out CHIP and it would pass.
Lets deal in facts. They don't have 50 votes!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16678 on: January 19, 2018, 01:18:12 PM »
I wonder if President is worried about his big party being canceled if there is a shutdown?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16679 on: January 19, 2018, 01:20:00 PM »
I'm not trying to spin.

It is easy to say you are against when it doesn't make a difference. Had they only needed 50 they would take out CHIP and it would pass.
I don't think it would pass by just taking out CHIP, but they'd be able to make whatever changes necessary to get it to pass. Rand Paul would not vote for it as is, he wants budget cuts but the R's refuse to cut military spending and instead want increased spending, and the D's refuse to cut everything else, and instead want to increase everything else so they usually compromise to increase BOTH instead of compromising to cut both because it's the easier way out.
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