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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 630353 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16695 on: January 20, 2018, 07:33:42 PM »
Can someone pls explain how this shutdown will affect me? Will the average joe even notice it?
In the short run, no.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16696 on: January 20, 2018, 07:36:18 PM »
So how is this gonna hurt trump? You think the average “deplorable” on the street cares?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16697 on: January 20, 2018, 07:41:01 PM »
So how is this gonna hurt trump? You think the average “deplorable” on the street cares?
No but swing votes do.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16698 on: January 20, 2018, 07:59:16 PM »
The blame game has started and early returns show D’s have the advantage. This can be spun anyway one chooses. I am just going to sit back any watch this insanity while enjoying my popcorn.
There is no question that who gets blamed by the voters is not dependent on reality.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16699 on: January 20, 2018, 08:01:50 PM »
Time for me to eat crow. Man did I get this one wrong. Here is the one who gets the blame.

Blah blah. Did he play the dems opinions from when Obama was president? Did he play Schumer saying that they would never hold funding hostage over immigration? All process arguments are insincere including this one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16700 on: January 20, 2018, 08:02:41 PM »
There is no question that who gets blamed by the voters is not dependent on reality.
Just sit back and get some popcorn. No need to pick sides to enjoy the show.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16701 on: January 20, 2018, 08:03:46 PM »
Blah blah. Did he play the dems opinions from when Obama was president? Did he play Schumer saying that they would never hold funding hostage over immigration? All process arguments are insincere including this one.
Just sit back and get some popcorn. No need to pick sides to enjoy the show.
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« Reply #16702 on: January 20, 2018, 08:06:38 PM »
Just sit back and get some popcorn. No need to pick sides to enjoy the show.
A plague on both their families.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16703 on: January 20, 2018, 08:15:00 PM »
You must admit it is ironic the king of the deal could not deliver. This was going to be his big celebration day and turns into a big failure. You think the D's were smart enough to plan this?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16704 on: January 20, 2018, 08:30:25 PM »
Are they talking about the 4 page memo that was written?
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« Reply #16705 on: January 20, 2018, 08:32:52 PM »
Are they talking about the 4 page memo that was written?
I think so and its source material. That is an important aspect since it prevents either side from fudging the facts or claiming the other side is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16706 on: January 20, 2018, 08:34:39 PM »
You must admit it is ironic the king of the deal could not deliver. This was going to be his big celebration day and turns into a big failure. You think the D's were smart enough to plan this?
a real trumpet would just say, if trump couldn’t get a deal then no one could....

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« Reply #16707 on: January 20, 2018, 08:36:23 PM »
I think so and its source material. That is an important aspect since it prevents either side from fudging the facts or claiming the other side is.
It is an interpretation written by the R's is my understanding. You will not see the underlying info. That is what should be released so we can read it for ourselves.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16708 on: January 20, 2018, 08:38:31 PM »
a real trumpet would just say, if trump couldn’t get a deal then no one could....
...but there will be a deal despite Trump. He had his chance then two hours after the meeting called it off. Last person in gets his ear.  :)
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« Reply #16709 on: January 20, 2018, 08:40:45 PM »
It is an interpretation written by the R's is my understanding. You will not see the underlying info. That is what should be released so we can read it for ourselves.
Agree but even with that released we can then hear the dems make their claim of what is inaccurate. If the FBI was quelling for or against one candidate that is a scandal which totally undermines our entire system of government. We deserve to know.
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