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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3827823 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16720 on: January 20, 2018, 11:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 20, 2018, 11:05:26 PM
He said that the pressure is on the president.
He said he should be fired. Now if he would just practice what he preaches. 😂
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16721 on: January 20, 2018, 11:28:50 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 20, 2018, 11:23:36 PM
He said he should be fired. Now if he would just practice what he preaches.
Well the Dems can try as the Rs could have then.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16722 on: January 20, 2018, 11:32:54 PM »
Hopefully he has a tee time Monday. That will end this.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16723 on: January 20, 2018, 11:35:43 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 20, 2018, 11:32:54 PM
Hopefully he has a tee time Monday. That will end this.
No it won't.

This is a political game. It ends when one side feels that it won or lost.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16724 on: January 20, 2018, 11:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 20, 2018, 11:35:43 PM
No it won't.

This is a political game. It ends when one side feels that it won or lost.
His ego has to be taking a beating. FOX had all new people today and even they were jumping on him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16725 on: January 20, 2018, 11:42:27 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 20, 2018, 11:23:36 PM
He said he should be fired. Now if he would just practice what he preaches.
Barone rule
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16726 on: January 20, 2018, 11:51:41 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 20, 2018, 11:39:36 PM
His ego has to be taking a beating. FOX had all new people today and even they were jumping on him.
Don't know what was said today but I'm not seeing a bigger beating to his ego as a deal on DACA lumped into a spending bill.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16727 on: January 21, 2018, 01:41:16 AM »
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« Reply #16728 on: January 21, 2018, 07:58:23 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16729 on: January 21, 2018, 09:41:05 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 20, 2018, 11:51:41 PM
Don't know what was said today but I'm not seeing a bigger beating to his ego as a deal on DACA lumped into a spending bill.
Wall for DACA. Even a fifth grader could broker this deal.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16730 on: January 21, 2018, 10:34:32 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 21, 2018, 09:41:05 AM
Wall for DACA. Even a fifth grader could broker this deal.
You think the Ds will vote for the wall?
And Trump still wants immigration reform
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16731 on: January 21, 2018, 10:49:55 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 21, 2018, 10:34:32 AM
You think the Ds will vote for the wall?
And Trump still wants immigration reform
Give him the stupid wall. Chain migration and visa lottery shouldn't be an issue.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16732 on: January 21, 2018, 10:51:24 AM »
The federal employees are going to make out like bandits. They are getting a paid vacation. Reminds me of when I would go for jury duty. I was like please pick me.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16733 on: January 21, 2018, 10:56:38 AM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 21, 2018, 10:49:55 AM
Give him the stupid wall.

That's not what the Ds are saying..

Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 21, 2018, 10:51:24 AM
The federal employees are going to make out like bandits. They are getting a paid vacation. Reminds me of when I would go for jury duty. I was like please pick me.  :)

And then you hear them saying how terrible it is..they don't know if they will be going to work...why are we the pawns...etc.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16734 on: January 21, 2018, 11:00:54 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 21, 2018, 10:56:38 AM
And then you hear them saying how terrible it is..they don't know if they will be going to work...why are we the pawns...etc.
They know how to play the game. Also it is not 100% they will get a paid vacation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16735 on: January 21, 2018, 11:03:26 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on January 21, 2018, 10:56:38 AM
That's not what the Ds are saying..
Here is one that's say not only give him the but he will help build it.  :)
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/01/20/luis-gutierrez-wall-funding-dreamers-baldwin-intv-nr.cnn
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16736 on: January 21, 2018, 11:08:22 AM »
As I have said from the beginning the R's control everything. Now the President understands it also!!!

Great to see how hard Republicans are fighting for our Military and Safety at the Border. The Dems just want illegal immigrants to pour into our nation unchecked. If stalemate continues, Republicans should go to 51% (Nuclear Option) and vote on real, long term budget, no C.R.’s!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16737 on: January 21, 2018, 11:09:05 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on January 21, 2018, 11:03:26 AM
Here is one that's say not only give him the but he will help build it.  :)
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/01/20/luis-gutierrez-wall-funding-dreamers-baldwin-intv-nr.cnn

How in the world is the wall offensive to him and people like him?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16738 on: January 21, 2018, 11:24:08 AM »
FOX rips fake news awards. Says should name them here is what you do when you make a mistake. Also says #1 was a prediction not fake news.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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