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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769069 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18660 on: February 20, 2018, 04:16:55 PM »
Yes, Fox.
Very seldom because his press secretaries didn't need to defend a mentally unstable president.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18661 on: February 20, 2018, 04:19:52 PM »
Very seldom because his press secretaries didn't need to defend a mentally unstable president.
Yeah they had to defend strategic lies.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18662 on: February 21, 2018, 03:04:42 PM »
GLOBAL WARMING!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18663 on: February 21, 2018, 03:34:36 PM »
GLOBAL WARMING!!!

As it happens, technically the reason why it is warm in the northeast it is because of the cold in the west-midwest. There is a la-nina causing the cold in the west to dip further south. This is changing the jetstream and bringing warm southern air up along the east coast. Expect the NE to have above average temperatures for the remainder of the wionter with the opposite in the midwest/west.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18664 on: February 21, 2018, 03:38:18 PM »
Very seldom because his press secretaries didn't need to defend a mentally unstable president.
They only had to defend Americans getting killed in Benghazi and the entire Arab world go down the drain while the economy tanked.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18665 on: February 21, 2018, 03:47:21 PM »
They only had to defend Americans getting killed in Benghazi and the entire Arab world go down the drain while the economy tanked.
My 401k was up over 200%. Hope the economy tanks like that again.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18666 on: February 21, 2018, 03:48:01 PM »
My 401k was up over 200%. Hope the economy tanks like that again.  :)
NOW we know why you were against tax cuts........ :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18667 on: February 21, 2018, 03:53:50 PM »
Hope the economy tanks like that again.  :)
wow

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18668 on: February 21, 2018, 03:59:15 PM »
wow
Only a complete idiot or a Trumpsters (usually both) thinks the economy tanked.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18669 on: February 21, 2018, 04:49:32 PM »
As it happens, technically the reason why it is warm in the northeast it is because of the cold in the west-midwest. There is a la-nina causing the cold in the west to dip further south. This is changing the jetstream and bringing warm southern air up along the east coast. Expect the NE to have above average temperatures for the remainder of the wionter with the opposite in the midwest/west.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18670 on: February 22, 2018, 08:28:56 AM »
Only a complete idiot or a Trumpsters (usually both) thinks the economy tanked.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-21/33-shocking-facts-which-show-how-badly-economy-has-tanked-under-obama

Also, just because the stock markets doing well doesn't mean the economies great. Did you ever visit Pittsburgh? Go to the suburbs there and you'll see why Trump won.

BTW, how's your 401k under Trump?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18671 on: February 22, 2018, 09:29:17 AM »
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-21/33-shocking-facts-which-show-how-badly-economy-has-tanked-under-obama

Also, just because the stock markets doing well doesn't mean the economies great. Did you ever visit Pittsburgh? Go to the suburbs there and you'll see why Trump won.

BTW, how's your 401k under Trump?

I'm guessing terrible, he sold short.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18672 on: February 22, 2018, 09:40:59 AM »
Only a complete idiot or a Trumpsters (usually both) thinks the economy tanked.
Lowest GDP in recent history. 7 Million more on food stamps, and more than 43 million Americans lived in poverty. IIRC the most people lived in poverty under his disastrous  8 years in office. A lot of records he broke... That definitely means the economy was booming under him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18673 on: February 22, 2018, 10:29:19 AM »
Only a complete idiot or a Trumpsters (usually both) thinks the economy tanked.
200%+ Ya Baby!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18676 on: February 22, 2018, 10:58:49 AM »
http://freebeacon.com/politics/planned-parenthood-attacks-trump-judicial-nominee-white/
How is that a remotely accurate representation of their tweet? They 'attacked' the judge on his positions that they disagree with, and they 'attacked' Trump for the lack of representation in his judicial nominations.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18677 on: February 22, 2018, 11:09:21 AM »
How is that a remotely accurate representation of their tweet? They 'attacked' the judge on his positions that they disagree with, and they 'attacked' Trump for the lack of representation in his judicial nominations.
This is the text of the tweet. How are you trying to twist this?

"Trump's tendency to nominate more white judges is having a noticeable effect in the courts. Here's how: http://ppact.io/2EymKjE  #CourtsMatter"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18678 on: February 22, 2018, 11:23:04 AM »
How is that a remotely accurate representation of their tweet? They 'attacked' the judge on his positions that they disagree with, and they 'attacked' Trump for the lack of representation in his judicial nominations.

No,  they said that his tendency to appoint white judges is having an impact on the courts, and have this judge as an example.

In other words, ascribed his opinions to his race.

In other words, they are racist.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18679 on: February 22, 2018, 11:24:58 AM »
In other words, they are racist.
You mean like Trump claims? Did we forget already about Scam U?
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