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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769720 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18920 on: March 14, 2018, 12:41:19 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18921 on: March 14, 2018, 01:19:56 PM »
Where has @ChaimMoskowitz  been? I would expect him to be posting nonstop the past few days. I hope all is ok with him.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18922 on: March 14, 2018, 01:29:16 PM »
Where has @ChaimMoskowitz  been? I would expect him to be posting nonstop the past few days. I hope all is ok with him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18923 on: March 14, 2018, 03:30:45 PM »
Where has @ChaimMoskowitz  been? I would expect him to be posting nonstop the past few days. I hope all is ok with him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18925 on: March 15, 2018, 07:59:47 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/15/couple-fleeing-from-ice-agents-die-in-crash.html

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"Once the family realized it was ICE, they got scared, more than likely, and took off," United Farm Workers President Arturo Rodriguez said, according to the Times. "Now six children are left without any parents as a result of these aggressive actions by ICE."

Jennie Pasquarella, director of immigrants’ rights at the ACLU of Southern California, blamed ICE for the crash, faulting “inhumane tactics and the fear it provokes in hardworking people who stand to lose everything if they are deported,” the Times reported.

A traffic stop is an aggressive action?  Inhumane tactics?

This is tragic. But to blame ICE for doing their job is absurd.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18926 on: March 15, 2018, 09:30:39 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/15/couple-fleeing-from-ice-agents-die-in-crash.html

A traffic stop is an aggressive action?  Inhumane tactics?

This is tragic. But to blame ICE for doing their job is absurd.
I didn't read the article but it probably happened in one of the sanctuary cities where the environment is that immigrants are above law so they felt comfortable enough to speed away, correct me if I'm wrong.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18927 on: March 15, 2018, 09:36:46 AM »
I didn't read the article but it probably happened in one of the sanctuary cities where the environment is that immigrants are above law so they felt comfortable enough to speed away, correct me if I'm wrong.
Happened in California.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18928 on: March 15, 2018, 09:40:12 AM »
Yup. Cops are always the bad guys instilling fear in the hearts of innocent American citizens. What else is new ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18929 on: March 18, 2018, 11:58:59 AM »
McCabe didn't leak anything! Also, sources close to McCabe tell us that he has notes.......
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18931 on: March 19, 2018, 12:36:53 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18933 on: March 20, 2018, 09:04:15 AM »
^^^ Wrong thread.
Sorry,my mistake

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18935 on: March 20, 2018, 10:34:51 PM »
Now it is starting to make some sense.....


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18936 on: March 21, 2018, 11:13:11 AM »
Trump congratulates Putin on his sham win. Good thing "H" isn't alive as he would probably get a call also.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18937 on: March 21, 2018, 11:15:19 AM »
Trump congratulates Putin on his sham win. Good thing "H" isn't alive as he would probably get a call also.  ::)

Let's see. Trump congratulates Putin. Obama hangs out with Farakhan.

My, so hard to balance. Gee, I'm not sure if I like better someone who congratulates another world leader, or someone who hangs out with people who praise Hitler.  Gee. 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18938 on: March 21, 2018, 11:46:37 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18939 on: March 21, 2018, 11:54:02 AM »
Trump congratulates Putin on his sham win. Good thing "H" isn't alive as he would probably get a call also.  ::)
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