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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847299 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20501 on: May 24, 2018, 09:36:46 AM »
It makes sense that you can relate to the D complaints.
Pretty big assumption there, no?
Your comment does make sense since you are a closet Trumpster.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20503 on: May 24, 2018, 10:35:41 AM »
You are fired!!! But wait he already quit.  :)
Does this mean the Nobel peace prize is on hold?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-cancels-nuclear-summit-with-north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un/ar-AAxKgR3?ocid=ientp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20504 on: May 24, 2018, 11:18:47 AM »
Is he going to kiss his *ss also? What a disgrace to our great country!!!

His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
Pyongyang

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. l was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.

Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20505 on: May 24, 2018, 12:02:20 PM »
Is he going to kiss his *ss also? What a disgrace to our great country!!!

His Excellency
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Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
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Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. l was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.

Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America


This belongs in the grammar hall of shame thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20506 on: May 24, 2018, 12:04:16 PM »
This belongs in the grammar hall of shame thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20507 on: May 24, 2018, 12:14:18 PM »
He should download Grammarly.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20508 on: May 24, 2018, 12:17:27 PM »
He should download Grammarly.
He should have never wrote a letter to a murdering dictator.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20509 on: May 24, 2018, 12:28:19 PM »
Is he going to kiss his *ss also? What a disgrace to our great country!!!

His Excellency
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Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
Pyongyang

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. l was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.

Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20510 on: May 24, 2018, 12:48:40 PM »
He should have never wrote a letter to a murdering dictator.
I guess you don't have a grammar checker.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20511 on: May 24, 2018, 01:00:12 PM »
I guess you don't have a grammar checker.  ;)
No and don't care. If I had written it differently would it have changed the meaning?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20512 on: May 24, 2018, 01:26:57 PM »
Is he going to kiss his *ss also? What a disgrace to our great country!!!

His Excellency
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Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
Pyongyang

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. l was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.

Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
TBH I think it was a brilliant move.

1. China was pushing NK not to negotiate now in order to have leverage over Trump with the Trade deal. ( Which many claimed he was conceding because he needed China to Push NK )

Now that Trump walked away, they lost some of their leverage.

2. China wants a deal with NK almost as bad as the US...they won't let this opportunity slip away so quickly, meaning that instead of using NK as a negotiating tool against the US it now lays in their lap..

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20513 on: May 24, 2018, 01:31:52 PM »
TBH I think it was a brilliant move.

1. China was pushing NK not to negotiate now in order to have leverage over Trump with the Trade deal. ( Which many claimed he was conceding because he needed China to Push NK )

Now that Trump walked away, they lost some of their leverage.

2. China wants a deal with NK almost as bad as the US...they won't let this opportunity slip away so quickly, meaning that instead of using NK as a negotiating tool against the US it now lays in their lap..
That would make sense except you can't walk away from something that never was going to happen. This the classic yanny/laurel on what denuclearization means. Trump got played like a fiddle.

Even with that said he did get three hostages back so that is a big plus.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20514 on: May 24, 2018, 01:38:03 PM »
That would make sense except you can't walk away from something that never was going to happen. This the classic yanny/laurel on what denuclearization means. Trump got played like a fiddle.

Even with that said he did get three hostages back so that is a big plus.
What did NK get out of this?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20515 on: May 24, 2018, 01:39:51 PM »
What did NK get out of this?
Something they want wanted for many years. A US president to agree to meet with them to legitimize their standing.

ETA: What if China brokers a deal between north & south? Trump will look like the fool he is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20516 on: May 24, 2018, 04:52:07 PM »
Something they want wanted for many years. A US president to agree to meet with them to legitimize their standing.

ETA: What if China brokers a deal between north & south? Trump will look like the fool he is.
You really think what they really wanted was a president to "agree" to meet?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20517 on: May 24, 2018, 04:58:21 PM »


That would make sense except you can't walk away from something that never was going to happen. This the classic yanny/laurel on what denuclearization means. Trump got played like a fiddle.

Even with that said he did get three hostages back so that is a big plus.

Trump didn't get played at all...as you mentioned, he got back 3 hostages, they officially destroyed their site ( which can be rebuilt, I agree ). And he showed the world that he's won't agree to any deal/show as Chuck Schumer claimed.

He won this Battle. The question now is trade with China...

What did NK get out of this?



Something they want wanted for many years. A US president to agree to meet with them to legitimize their standing.

ETA: What if China brokers a deal between north & south? Trump will look like the fool he is.

1) while I don't think that "agreeing" to meet is a major legitimization, I hear ya

2) They could've done that the last 20+ years...I doubt that this changes anything

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20518 on: May 24, 2018, 05:07:58 PM »
You really think what they really wanted was a president to "agree" to meet?
Yes, and BTW trump also wants gas to go up.
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