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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20560 on: May 25, 2018, 09:41:44 AM »
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 08:59:26 AM
Because SK would be crazy to sign such an agreement.
They would be more crazy to have Trump and Rocket Man play chicken.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20561 on: May 25, 2018, 09:58:38 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 09:41:44 AM
They would be more crazy to have Trump and Rocket Man play chicken.
And even crazier for them to be playing chicken while there is an agreement in place which gives SK no protection.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20562 on: May 25, 2018, 10:02:30 AM »
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 09:58:38 AM
And even crazier for them to be playing chicken while there is an agreement in place which gives SK no protection.
At this point I don't know who they trust more. China or Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20563 on: May 25, 2018, 10:04:16 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 10:02:30 AM
At this point I don't know who they trust more. China or Trump.
I hope they trust neither.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20564 on: May 25, 2018, 10:08:55 AM »
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 10:04:16 AM
I hope they trust neither.
Then their only choice is NK.  :-[
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20565 on: May 25, 2018, 10:14:59 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 10:08:55 AM
Then their only choice is NK.  :-[
Why do they need to trust anyone?

Israel has never placed their trust in anyone. They would be crazy to do so. The same goes for SK.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20566 on: May 25, 2018, 10:21:22 AM »
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 10:14:59 AM
Why do they need to trust anyone?

Israel has never placed their trust in anyone. They would be crazy to do so. The same goes for SK.
Their border enemies do not have nukes. Total different situation. When Iran gets nukes (hopefully never) it will be a totally different how they look at things. Try and put yourself in SK place. Imagine Iran had the nukes and Israel didn't.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20567 on: May 25, 2018, 10:28:00 AM »
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 08:59:26 AM
Because SK would be crazy to sign such an agreement.
While that's another reason, it's note that the Chinese done "need" an agreement. They enjoy having the leverage over the world with a crazy fanatic regime.
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 10:02:30 AM
At this point I don't know who they trust more. China or Trump.
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 10:04:16 AM
I hope they trust neither.
You guys must be kidding....SK has the 25,000 US troops for their protection...
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 10:14:59 AM
Why do they need to trust anyone?

Israel has never placed their trust in anyone. They would be crazy to do so. The same goes for SK.
Total different situation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20568 on: May 25, 2018, 10:28:10 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 10:21:22 AM
Their border enemies do not have nukes. Total different situation. When Iran gets nukes (hopefully never) it will be a totally different how they look at things. Try and put yourself in SK place. Imagine Iran had the nukes and Israel didn't.
They are certainly not trusting anyone to be preventing Iran or syria from getting nukes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20569 on: May 25, 2018, 10:30:00 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on May 25, 2018, 10:28:00 AM
You guys must be kidding....SK has the 25,000 US troops for their protection...Total different situation.
That still does not mean they should just trust anyone. They absolutely should work together with others.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20570 on: May 25, 2018, 10:30:47 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 10:21:22 AM
Their border enemies do not have nukes. Total different situation. When Iran gets nukes (hopefully never) it will be a totally different how they look at things. Try and put yourself in SK place. Imagine Iran had the nukes and Israel didn't.
While the US was involved in SK waay before nukes came into the picture, the reason is obvious. The Korean war an American war. We fought the war and stayed to make sure that the war isn't lost.

Israel's wars were never our wars. We can help with supplies and intelligence, but never with US troops
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20571 on: May 25, 2018, 10:32:06 AM »
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 10:30:00 AM
That still does not mean they should just trust anyone. They absolutely should work together with others.
Quote from: Yammer on May 25, 2018, 10:30:47 AM
While the US was involved in SK waay before nukes came into the picture, the reason is obvious. The Korean war an American war. We fought the war and stayed to make sure that the war isn't lost.

Israel's wars were never our wars. We can help with supplies and intelligence, but never with US troops
It's an American war...why shouldn't SK rely on the US? ( The obvious reason would be Vietnam...)
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« Reply #20572 on: May 25, 2018, 10:33:44 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on May 25, 2018, 10:32:06 AM
It's an American war...why shouldn't SK rely on the US? ( The obvious reason would be Vietnam...)

It is? Even if yes, that would be how you get crushed in the middle by two sides who care more about themselves.
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« Reply #20573 on: May 25, 2018, 10:36:11 AM »
Quote from: aygart on May 25, 2018, 10:33:44 AM
It is? Even if yes, that would be how you get crushed in the middle by two sides who care more about themselves.
In American history books the Vietnam war is the only war that "We" lost. We made a decision to fight communism globally, and got involved in those wars. Israel isn't in our history books.
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« Reply #20574 on: May 25, 2018, 10:37:34 AM »
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Because SK would be crazy to sign such an agreement.
Correct. And that's why they won't do it now either...
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« Reply #20575 on: May 25, 2018, 10:40:35 AM »
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Israel's wars were never our wars. We can help with supplies and intelligence, but never with US troops
So nothing we did in the Middle East was intended in part to help Israel? No US troops died because of it?
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« Reply #20576 on: May 25, 2018, 10:41:42 AM »
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You guys must be kidding....SK has the 25,000 US troops for their protection.
I hope you are kidding.
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« Reply #20577 on: May 25, 2018, 10:44:12 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 10:40:35 AM
So nothing we did in the Middle East was intended in part to help Israel? No US troops died because of it?
As a side benefit or as a core purpose?
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« Reply #20579 on: May 25, 2018, 10:45:59 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 25, 2018, 10:40:35 AM
So nothing we did in the Middle East was intended in part to help Israel? No US troops died because of it?
Let's stay in context, it was in reference to why SK relies on the US while Israel doesn't.

( If you to start a new discussion the US has many interests aligned with Israel that shape many of our policies regarding the ME, but again it's not our fight )
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Why do they need to trust anyone?

Israel has never placed their trust in anyone. They would be crazy to do so. The same goes for SK.
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