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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769142 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20580 on: May 25, 2018, 10:47:25 AM »
I hope you are kidding.
Absolutely not. That's the reason they are there.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20581 on: May 25, 2018, 10:48:36 AM »
As a side benefit or as a core purpose?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20582 on: May 25, 2018, 10:50:10 AM »
Please answer the question or don't respond at all.
I can only answer a question if I know what the question is Your Honor. THis question is unreasonably vague.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20583 on: May 25, 2018, 10:50:47 AM »
Absolutely not. That's the reason they are there.
I have no idea but would you happen to know how many troops NK has? Also what are the troops going to do against a missile attack let alone a nuke?
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« Reply #20584 on: May 25, 2018, 10:51:28 AM »
I can only answer a question if I know what the question is Your Honor. THis question is unreasonably vague.
Then answer it as both possibilities you raised.  :P
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« Reply #20585 on: May 25, 2018, 10:53:14 AM »
Then answer it as both possibilities you raised.  :P
Why don't you ask a specific question?
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Why don't you ask a specific question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20587 on: May 25, 2018, 11:02:12 AM »
I have no idea but would you happen to know how many troops NK has? Also what are the troops going to do against a missile attack let alone a nuke?
1) NK has over 1 million troops. But SK has hundreds of thousands of troops as well

2) I can't tell you what the US plan to defend SK or defeat NK Korea is, but the "reason" that they are there is to defend SK. And from all the talk about another Korean war, it seems like the concern isn't winning, just at what cost. ( 1 ppl from Seoul dead seems to be the standard )

It's also the reason for installing THAAD.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20588 on: May 25, 2018, 11:04:09 AM »
1) NK has over 1 million troops. But SK has hundreds of thousands of troops as well

2) I can't tell you what the US plan to defend SK or defeat NK Korea is, but the "reason" that they are there is to defend SK. And from all the talk about another Korean war, it seems like the concern isn't winning, just at what cost. ( 1 ppl from Seoul dead seems to be the standard )

It's also the reason for installing THAAD.
I am not disagreeing with you. The point is massive amount of SK's will die and that IMHO is unacceptable to SK. They want a deal.
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« Reply #20590 on: May 25, 2018, 11:10:24 AM »
I am not disagreeing with you. The point is massive amount of SK's will die and that IMHO is unacceptable to SK. They want a deal.
You are all over the place today...

This was in reference to the discussion on why SK relies on the US. And the point was that there are thousands of US troops for that specific reason.

If SK wants a deal? Does the US want a deal? Of course! An agreement is a great thing, IF ITS A GOOD DEAL. I therefore give credit here to Trump for working on one.

Now for the war scenario's..
http://www.newsweek.com/usa-north-korea-war-stronger-military-most-nuclear-weapons-727682

"Most defense experts would agree there's no question that the U.S. would win in a war with North Korea, but many have concluded that millions could die in the process, including hundreds of thousands of U.S. military personnel as well as civilians in Korea, Japan and Guam."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11603665/North-Korea-v-South-Korea-How-the-countries-armed-forces-compare.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/datablog/2013/apr/08/south-korea-v-north-korea-compared

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« Reply #20591 on: May 25, 2018, 11:10:37 AM »
I am not disagreeing with you. The point is massive amount of SK's will die and that IMHO is unacceptable to SK. They want a deal.
Only if it is a good deal.
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« Reply #20593 on: May 25, 2018, 11:18:43 AM »
You are all over the place today...

This was in reference to the discussion on why SK relies on the US. And the point was that there are thousands of US troops for that specific reason.

If SK wants a deal? Does the US want a deal? Of course! An agreement is a great thing, IF ITS A GOOD DEAL. I therefore give credit here to Trump for working on one.

Now for the war scenario's..
http://www.newsweek.com/usa-north-korea-war-stronger-military-most-nuclear-weapons-727682

"Most defense experts would agree there's no question that the U.S. would win in a war with North Korea, but many have concluded that millions could die in the process, including hundreds of thousands of U.S. military personnel as well as civilians in Korea, Japan and Guam."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11603665/North-Korea-v-South-Korea-How-the-countries-armed-forces-compare.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/datablog/2013/apr/08/south-korea-v-north-korea-compared
I am not all over the place and don't disagree with you. Yes we have troops their for their protection. This is where we might disagree. Winning a war with millions dying IMHO is not doing a very good job of protecting them.
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« Reply #20594 on: May 25, 2018, 11:19:55 AM »


I am not all over the place and don't disagree with you. Yes we have troops their for their protection. This is where we might disagree. Winning a war with millions dying IMHO is not doing a very good job of protecting them.

It seems like we actually agree completely...

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« Reply #20595 on: May 25, 2018, 11:24:55 AM »

It seems like we actually agree completely...
So we have 25k troops there for their protection but really can't protect them?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20596 on: May 25, 2018, 11:30:34 AM »
Decline
Let me help you out.  :P
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« Reply #20597 on: May 25, 2018, 11:34:42 AM »


So we have 25k troops there for their protection but really can't protect them?  :)

It seems like there is no scenario that would result in 0 casualties. They are there to minimize it,and to ensure the end result. The end of NK as we know it.


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« Reply #20598 on: May 25, 2018, 11:39:03 AM »
It seems like there is no scenario that would result in 0 casualties. They are there to minimize it,and to ensure the end result. The end of NK as we know it.
We are in agreement. The issue now is SK. This would be unacceptable to them. IMHO they would accept a bad deal with China to prevent a war. I guess like the Iran deal. A bad deal but better than the alternative.
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« Reply #20599 on: May 25, 2018, 12:01:46 PM »
Let me help you out.  :P
Yes our ME policy is intended to help Israel and yes US troops have died because of it.
When and where have US troops died helping Israel?
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