Author Topic: Boxers, Briefs or Boxer Briefs? (Read 18808 times)

keemster26 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 02, 2016, 06:01:47 PM »

Quote from: dudi on February 02, 2016, 04:09:57 PM

Used to be boxers only. Till I heard its not healthy. So boxer briefs it is.

How is it not healthy?

Freddie · « **Reply #21 on:** February 02, 2016, 06:04:05 PM »

Quote from: Dr Moose on February 02, 2016, 05:52:07 PM

They say Father In Laws are like underwear. Either they're like boxers that they give you your space, but no support. Or like briefs that they give you support, but they're up your @$$.

For my next sheva brochos speech.

dudi · « **Reply #22 on:** February 02, 2016, 06:14:41 PM »

Quote from: Shauly101 on February 02, 2016, 05:54:10 PM

if you are still in dorm its better the other way

Probably depends what dorm

David Smith · « **Reply #23 on:** February 02, 2016, 06:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on February 02, 2016, 06:04:05 PM

For my next sheva brochos speech.

Only if you're already married.

zale · « **Reply #24 on:** February 02, 2016, 07:54:48 PM »

Briefs. End of story.

Briefs are comfortable. Boxers feel like a bathing suit. Feels like wearing two pairs of pants one on top of the other.

Freddie · « **Reply #25 on:** February 02, 2016, 07:56:40 PM »

Since this thread is bound for deletion anyway:

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

David Smith · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:01:59 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on February 02, 2016, 07:56:40 PM

Since this thread is bound for deletion anyway:

No excuse. Completely unacceptable.

Freddie · « **Reply #27 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:03:52 PM »

Quote from: David Smith on February 02, 2016, 08:01:59 PM

No excuse. Completely unacceptable.

Was it so offensive?

David Smith · « **Reply #28 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:05:20 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on February 02, 2016, 08:03:52 PM

Was it so offensive?

Wasn't funny enough to warrant posting in spite of questionable nature.

Freddie · « **Reply #29 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:07:24 PM »

Quote from: David Smith on February 02, 2016, 08:05:20 PM

Wasn't funny enough to warrant posting in spite of questionable nature.

Sorry, but it's actually hilarious. Maybe you don't know what castration is.

David Smith · « **Reply #30 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on February 02, 2016, 08:07:24 PM

Sorry, but it's actually hilarious. Maybe you don't know what castration is.

I'm well aware.

dudi · « **Reply #31 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:09:17 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on February 02, 2016, 07:56:40 PM

Since this thread is bound for deletion anyway:

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

That is awesome!!

dudi · « **Reply #32 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:09:52 PM »

Quote from: David Smith on February 02, 2016, 08:05:20 PM

Wasn't funny enough to warrant posting in spite of questionable nature.

I beg to differ

David Smith · « **Reply #33 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:11:12 PM »

Quote from: dudi on February 02, 2016, 08:09:52 PM

I beg to differ

Meh. You guys are humor deprived.

zale · « **Reply #34 on:** February 02, 2016, 08:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on February 02, 2016, 07:56:40 PM

Since this thread is bound for deletion anyway:

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

Lol! I hope he was able to go back and have them reattached