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Great DDF One-Liners
« on: March 17, 2016, 04:13:35 PM »
I keep coming across posts (especially in the JS board...) that have wonderful line mentioned in them, even more so when taken out of context. I figured I'll start this thread to share some of the things that got me to smile.

DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to offend anyone anyone personally, and everything should be looked at in its original context before attacking or commenting about it.

So here we'll start:
If I were a chicken id love to get out for a day before I die.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2016, 04:16:44 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2016, 05:05:29 PM »


I keep coming across posts (especially in the JS board...) that have wonderful line mentioned in them, even more so when taken out of context. I figured I'll start this thread to share some of the things that got me to smile.

DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to offend anyone anyone personally, and everything should be looked at in its original context before attacking or commenting about it.

So here we'll start:

I didn't even know where my own line was being quoted from.

Where's the "uch I hate you" line?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2016, 05:10:55 PM »

I didn't even know where my own line was being quoted from.

Where's the "uch I hate you" line?
this?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2016, 05:12:46 PM »
Uch. I hate you.


Yeah. It's probably the most quoted line on DDF.

I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2016, 05:13:32 PM »
I have some good ones compiled from over the time I've spent on DDF.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2016, 05:20:31 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2016, 06:40:09 PM »
Comes across as a whiny, petulant, over-entitled n00b.  Oh, IMO.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2016, 06:50:40 PM »
look at me like I have three heads and ask me, "What the FUK, dude?" I'll be able to say, "precisely."

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2016, 07:30:46 PM »
I know I wouldn't want to be memorialized for those comments on that thread.
You didn't even post in that thread. Except if you have more than one username...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2016, 07:33:27 PM »
You didn't even post in that thread. Except if you have more than one username...
I meant if I were the person you quoted. Is that sacrilegious to say?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2016, 07:35:04 PM »
I meant if I were the person you quoted. Is that sacrilegious to say?
Misunderstood, sorry.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2016, 07:40:05 PM »
And with that I needed to change my underwear.

That entire TR was pure gold, for that matter. Many great pearls there.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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