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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #315 on: September 19, 2017, 08:49:42 PM »
I don't know if you meant what I think that meant, but if you meant what I think you meant that you know what I meant.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #316 on: September 24, 2017, 08:54:22 PM »


That's like eating a filet mignon through a feeding tube

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #317 on: September 24, 2017, 10:04:45 PM »
That's like eating a filet mignon through a feeding tube
That one is especially great in the context it was said.

I didn't witness that minyan, but telling by the timing I am 99% certain it was M.G.'s minyan. He's a great guy, a good friend, and has a great head (I actually think he processes information a lot faster than most people, which is why the speed is acceptable for him). He is actually capable of savoring the fillet mignon even when fed through a tube! Probably not true for the rest of the minyan.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #318 on: September 26, 2017, 03:52:11 AM »
Will taste better than a football but not by much.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #319 on: September 26, 2017, 03:52:31 AM »
You have blinking lights on your nose? I think we need to have a discussion about this....

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #320 on: September 27, 2017, 11:35:07 AM »
I was going to complain about taking this thread OT
Sure you were :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #321 on: September 29, 2017, 11:29:35 AM »
Sure you were :)
...but then I stopped myself.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #322 on: September 29, 2017, 11:29:48 AM »
I never defend him. I defend truth. Sometimes he is a side beneficiary.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #323 on: October 02, 2017, 10:07:35 AM »
Sometimes he doesn't allow his theoretical לומדות be confused by practical facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #324 on: October 10, 2017, 07:57:16 PM »
Long, but still

It would be like if some reporters asked you, "Isn't it highly unusual and suspicious activity that you applied for over FIFTY credit cards in one year?!" and you would be like, "Oh my goodness, you guys are so out of your element. No!" And then they would hock you again, "But fifty?!" and you would be like, "I bet you guys carry a balance, don't you?"
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #325 on: October 16, 2017, 01:51:17 AM »
You're probably the guy who makes the announcement not to bavarf until after the haftorah

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #326 on: October 17, 2017, 09:45:44 PM »
because of you my 1 yr old will never get to eat real food!!!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #327 on: October 19, 2017, 10:38:34 PM »
Is it hard to type with your head in the sand?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #328 on: October 23, 2017, 06:38:35 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #329 on: October 23, 2017, 08:14:06 PM »

? Don't get the greatness of this line... :)