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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2016, 03:57:04 PM »
Why can't we all just agree that we like arguing
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2016, 06:33:55 PM »
I think the country is going to hell in a handbasket rather quickly.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2016, 07:49:23 PM »
There should be a lot more here from @freddie, there was one week where he was spouting great lines non stop.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2016, 10:42:54 PM »
There should be a lot more here from @freddie, there was one week where he was spouting great lines non stop.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2016, 10:45:13 PM »
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Dont remember, it wasnt one topic he was just on a roll across the board.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2016, 12:42:20 AM »
People do funny things when trapped in a metal tube for a few hours.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2016, 12:45:55 AM »
Now that's probably the most useful post I've read in all my time on DDF.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2016, 12:47:40 AM »
Better than the gatkes thread now, isn't it?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2016, 12:49:58 AM »
Henche calls me a jerk and a rasha on one thread and I am honored

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2016, 12:53:08 AM »
It doesn't matter how other people dress for flying.
...a langer rekel stained with chicken grease...should be the rule of thumb.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2016, 01:44:44 AM »
Just please don't comb through my PMs!
Ok, so I'll stop here. For now.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2016, 02:07:14 AM »
I have biases and bewilderment but I'm nobody's fool.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2016, 02:14:25 AM »
Is it weird that I type Amex every time I try typing Amen?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2016, 04:08:35 AM »
Tip for life,  if you weren't such a hater and get involved in all this nonsense that has nothing to do with you you'd live a life with alot less stress, and chances are you'd be a happier person.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2016, 06:53:52 AM »
Curiosity made the cat smarter.