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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #75 on: April 10, 2016, 02:32:03 PM »
if you're  concerned about plane crashes don't go on a plane as the buckle won't help much.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2016, 08:25:57 PM »
There's nothing scientific about a man "feeling like a woman".

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #77 on: April 14, 2016, 03:52:34 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2016, 12:56:21 AM »

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« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2016, 07:55:40 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2016, 12:43:56 AM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2016, 07:41:44 PM »
Women just know how to milk the most out of any given situation. >:D

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #82 on: May 29, 2016, 02:59:42 PM »
Only good in context so I'll quote the post beforehand too...

The crayon has left the states.  I hope to hear soon that it landed.
Looking forward to the TR :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #83 on: June 08, 2016, 06:56:19 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #84 on: June 09, 2016, 02:27:41 PM »
I reject your rebuke and I counter-rebuke you, sir.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #85 on: June 09, 2016, 06:28:10 PM »
You want to know the funniest thing?
I've actually said that in real life... more than once.

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« Reply #86 on: June 09, 2016, 06:37:28 PM »
You want to know the funniest thing?
I've actually said that in real life... more than once.
And what was the response from the one you said it to? Probably more like  ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o

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« Reply #87 on: June 09, 2016, 06:51:22 PM »
And what was the response from the one you said it to? Probably more like  ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o
That's actually a pretty good depiction.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #88 on: July 04, 2016, 03:16:16 PM »
are you in a rush to get your poop emoji pillow?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #89 on: July 07, 2016, 11:14:20 PM »
Na. Seems like an otherwise normal poster. But it just goes to show what 1 year on DDF can do to your brain.
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