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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #90 on: July 08, 2016, 03:14:39 PM »
+2. Anyway to change username?
Why would you want to do that? Pick a name and stick with it.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #91 on: July 08, 2016, 03:19:13 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #92 on: July 11, 2016, 02:48:51 PM »
One of the best ones I've seen out there!!!! (Especially when read out of context.)

I didn't look at the item, I am trying to figure out how we can get free stuff here
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #93 on: July 19, 2016, 01:22:41 PM »
I don't think I'm going to bother sorting through all of my unsolicited garbage just to find my solicited garbage.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #94 on: July 21, 2016, 04:36:33 PM »
T h a n k s !

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #95 on: July 28, 2016, 11:46:21 PM »
They say that if you bury your electronics in rice and leave them overnight, the rice will attract Orientals who will come and fix your device for you.
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #96 on: August 04, 2016, 05:36:47 PM »
Is it a crime to clip your toenails on a public bus?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #97 on: August 07, 2016, 03:42:37 AM »
Can you search a little before opening a new thread every time you wanna sneeze?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #98 on: August 10, 2016, 10:42:10 PM »
On the day the guy climbed Trump Tower:

Well, for a few hours at least, Donald Trump wasn't the craziest man at Trump tower.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #99 on: August 11, 2016, 07:56:18 PM »
I'm making lots of money. I'm a paid troll.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #100 on: August 15, 2016, 10:51:40 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #101 on: August 15, 2016, 11:09:33 PM »
Also, I'm making lots of money. I'm a paid troll.



Is there a yiddish word for "troll"?



Shmuck


So ur a paid shmuck?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #102 on: August 18, 2016, 02:21:01 PM »
Not DDF, from DDMS
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2016, 03:10:32 PM »
Here's one hot off the press
Opinions are like a..holes.
Everyone's got one and they all stink.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #104 on: August 21, 2016, 06:43:19 PM »
Here's one hot off the press

Only problem is when you come across one that smells good
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