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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #300 on: August 07, 2017, 07:36:27 PM »
Basically, I spent the weekend just staring at Dan, in all of his marvelousness.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #301 on: August 10, 2017, 04:16:34 PM »
DD: Turning bugs into features since 2004 :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #302 on: August 10, 2017, 07:19:58 PM »
-DMC
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it ~Ferris Bueller"

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #303 on: August 16, 2017, 01:46:59 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #304 on: August 24, 2017, 03:20:27 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #305 on: August 30, 2017, 08:32:18 AM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #306 on: August 30, 2017, 10:14:27 AM »
I get these in the 99-cent store for $0.98
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #307 on: September 01, 2017, 12:47:32 AM »
Over here it's יום שכלו פריידעי.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #308 on: September 06, 2017, 02:44:46 AM »
Yes,  agreed.  Your free trial is only a month though

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #309 on: September 07, 2017, 03:13:51 PM »
Never use an English dictionary to process DDF posts.
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #310 on: September 12, 2017, 03:35:41 AM »
some people find threads of cranberry and popcorn beautiful

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #311 on: September 13, 2017, 08:47:21 PM »
Dan can buy ticket and henche can fly on it

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #312 on: September 14, 2017, 07:50:26 PM »
the post of yours that deserves the "hate" button has a bajillion likes.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #314 on: September 17, 2017, 05:33:54 AM »
Holy cow! You're this bitter and you haven't even started paying tuition yet? You're in for a treat!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #315 on: September 19, 2017, 08:49:42 PM »
I don't know if you meant what I think that meant, but if you meant what I think you meant that you know what I meant.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #316 on: September 24, 2017, 08:54:22 PM »


That's like eating a filet mignon through a feeding tube

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #317 on: September 24, 2017, 10:04:45 PM »
That's like eating a filet mignon through a feeding tube
That one is especially great in the context it was said.

I didn't witness that minyan, but telling by the timing I am 99% certain it was M.G.'s minyan. He's a great guy, a good friend, and has a great head (I actually think he processes information a lot faster than most people, which is why the speed is acceptable for him). He is actually capable of savoring the fillet mignon even when fed through a tube! Probably not true for the rest of the minyan.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #318 on: September 26, 2017, 03:52:11 AM »
Will taste better than a football but not by much.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #319 on: September 26, 2017, 03:52:31 AM »
You have blinking lights on your nose? I think we need to have a discussion about this....