Everything that can go right, will go right
I've see things go in a good direction even though there was plenty of ways to go wrong.The fact that I didn't have a heart attack today is not contrary to Murphy's law?
You've never broken a law before in your life?
TYP
Was not under oath.
We don't want to know what you were under.
He was under the influence of himself. Does it get any worse than that?
We need the young grasshopper back.