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Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« on: March 12, 2017, 12:16:40 PM »
Fun with Thread Titles, Probably the most interesting thread I've ever read

A letter from the president:

Can you please help me? It will take less than two minutes. I am a new member and trying to learn how to get around norton internet security. How will Russia react? With a New Music Video! We Con the World? Who knew? I'm confused. Please Vote! I'm trying to reach Dan, anyone there? Should I change my username? Is it possible to defeat ISIS? Help me out please!!!


Have a Joyful Purim!!, Donald Trump

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Random Questions

R: Donald Trump for President?
DT: I thought why not, I'll give it a try and see what happens. It worked well.

R: Is this true?
DT: Nah. It was a GOP Purim shpiel.

R: What's the logic behind your comeback?
DT: America's got talent and they don't settle for anything but the best.

R: What are you doing for Purim?
DT: I'm Keeping Up With The Kushners.

R: What are you drinking, scotch or vodka?
DT: Repost!!! Please delete.

R: Repost?
DT: What are you drinking?

R: What did you dream last night? Your scariest or scary moment.
DT: King Obama.

R:Does money bring you happiness?
DT: I'm the happiest man in America.

An Observant Hawaiian Jew using a fake name is seeking employment, in case anyone's interested.

R: My wife is not signing up for credit cards, what should I do?
DT: Do you cook/help your wife?

R: Boxers, Briefs or Boxer Briefs?
DT: Speaking briefly, boxers unless you're a boxer then briefs.

R: What's your predictions for 2017?
This year is gonna be HUUUUUUGE!! We are going to make America great again!


THANK YOU FOR READING. FREILICHIN PURIM!!!








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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2017, 12:29:15 PM »
Very creative!
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2017, 12:31:47 PM »
Awesome
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2017, 12:33:38 PM »
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2017, 12:35:53 PM »
Wowza!!
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2017, 12:37:05 PM »
Very cute!  Now we need dan to tell us who this person really is ;)
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2017, 12:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Mordyk on March 12, 2017, 12:37:05 PM
Very cute!  Now we need dan to tell us who this person really is ;)
Anyone can try to guess who I am EXCEPT moderators or administrators!
Although they can feel free to disable the Captcha on my every.
single.
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2017, 12:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Donald Trump on March 12, 2017, 12:39:21 PM
Anyone can try to guess who I am EXCEPT moderators or administrators!
Although they can feel free to disable the Captcha on my every.
single.
post >:(
David Mal?
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2017, 01:04:41 PM »
sounds like the work of TimT
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2017, 01:30:33 PM »
Amazing
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2017, 02:02:17 PM »
Well done! YUGE!
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2017, 02:04:39 PM »
Quote from: as2 on March 12, 2017, 01:04:41 PM
sounds like the work of TimT
+1, or maybe User6669.

Anyways, great job!
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2017, 02:12:44 PM »
How many of those were started by meshugener?
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2017, 02:15:15 PM »
How is this not the most liked thread? Very impressive.
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2017, 02:42:58 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on March 12, 2017, 02:15:15 PM
How is this not the most liked thread? Very impressive.

JJ liked it twice, i didn't know that was even possible.

(Me thinks it's JJ, there are very few here who have that much in depth knowledge of all of DDF  ;))
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2017, 02:50:16 PM »
Thank you all for your kind words.

So what do I need to do to stop this CAPTCHA? Get my post count above zero?
The more I drink the less likely I am to remember which bank offers UR :)
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2017, 02:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Donald Trump on March 12, 2017, 02:50:16 PM
The more I drink the less likely I am to remember which bank offers UR :)
Lol, a true DDFer always knows
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2017, 02:54:20 PM »
Quote from: Donald Trump on March 12, 2017, 02:50:16 PM
Thank you all for your kind words.

So what do I need to do to stop this CAPTCHA? Get my post count above zero?
The more I drink the less likely I am to remember which bank offers UR :)

keep chasing down those drinks, it'll come
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2017, 03:30:56 PM »
Ivanka won't be able to help on Purim
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2017, 11:21:21 PM »
Wow, This must have been put together before you drank!
 Must be an old time member..
Beautiful!!
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