I Nominate Dan

[ponsey]

Dan would be the perfect candidate for this job!!!

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/qualifications-fluent-in-english-excellent-writing-skills-ability-to-wallow-in-luxury-2017-03-28?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

[JTZ]

Dan would be the perfect candidate for this job!!!

If he wants to take a massive pay cut! 

[grodnoking]

If he wants to take a massive pay cut! 

It's not like he can't run this place for the most part in the air.

[jj1000]

They wouldn't take someone who keeps kosher.

[JTZ]

They wouldn't take someone who keeps kosher.

Actually that would be a great angle to write from.

[Geshmak25]

They wouldn't take someone who keeps kosher.

Because part of the reviews need to be about the food offered at these places?

[jj1000]

Actually that would be a great angle to write from.

They are trying to show people would great benefits they get from owning these homes, that means they need to show off the food from those resorts (that's a big part of going to a fancy resort), without that it'd be silly to hire the person.

[JTZ]

They are trying to show people would great benefits they get from owning these homes, that means they need to show off the food from those resorts (that's a big part of going to a fancy resort), without that it'd be silly to hire the person.

I consider Dan tasting non-kosher food to be a life and death situation and as such deserves special dispensation. 

[jj1000]

I consider Dan tasting non-kosher food to be a life and death situation and as such deserves special dispensation. 

Haha, actually only really 3 laws are still enforced in a life and death situation. Wanna guess them?

[JTZ]

Haha, actually only really 3 laws are still enforced in a life and death situation. Wanna guess them?

One of them is a no brainer. When St Pats day falls on a Friday during Lent. 

[jj1000]

One of them is a no brainer. When St Pats day falls on a Friday during Lent. 

You lost me.

[blerbz]

You lost me.

Translation: when your team in playing world series game 7 (after 30 year drought) on shabbos and you gotta watch the game

[jj1000]

Translation: when your team in playing world series game 7 (after 30 year drought) on shabbos and you gotta watch the game

I don't think that makes sense based on my statement. Maybe I lost him.

[JTZ]

You lost me.

Was referring to "special dispensation". Catholics can't eat meat on Fridays during Lent. When St Pats day fall on a Friday we receive special dispensation so we can enjoy (not me) corn beef and cabbage. You can file that under useless knowledge.

What are the three laws or should you wait until Friday? 

[jj1000]

Was referring to "special dispensation". Catholics can't eat meat on Fridays during Lent. When St Pats day fall on a Friday we receive special dispensation so we can enjoy (not me) corn beef and cabbage. You can file that under useless knowledge.

What are the three laws or should you wait until Friday? 

Gotcha, I wasn't saying anything crazy like that lol. We have 613 laws right? So if someone points a gun to your head and says to break them you are supposed to break 610 of them to stay alive the 3 you can't break are murdering someone else, idolatry, and adultery (and some other similar sins). Obviously there is more commentary but this is a basic thing for us.

Some useless knowledge for you too

[aygart]

Was referring to "special dispensation". Catholics can't eat meat on Fridays during Lent. When St Pats day fall on a Friday we receive special dispensation so we can enjoy (not me) corn beef and cabbage. You can file that under useless knowledge.

What are the three laws or should you wait until Friday? 

Idolatry, murder, adultery.

[jj1000]

Idolatry, murder, adultery.

Also doing a sin intentionally in front of a minyan. Or homosexual acts (so not 2017 to hear that's one of the 3 worst sins it's better to die for )

[aygart]

Also doing a sin intentionally in front of a minyan. Or homosexual acts (so not 2017 to hear that's one of the 3 worst sins it's better to die for )

an intentionally life and death situation?

[JTZ]

Gotcha, I wasn't saying anything crazy like that lol. We have 613 laws right? So if someone points a gun to your head and says to break them you are supposed to break 610 of them to stay alive the 3 you can't break are murdering someone else, idolatry, and adultery (and some other similar sins). Obviously there is more commentary but this is a basic thing for us.

Some useless knowledge for you too

So if someone says have sex with my wife or I will kill you I am required to decline? What if she is really hot? You have anything like going to confession afterwards? 

[jj1000]

an intentionally life and death situation?

Yea, doesn't matter what the aveira is if someone says to do it in front of  minyan and the point of doing it is to show you don't follow the torah... I guess it's similar to idolatry doing the sin? But it's its own halacha...