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Best way to dice an onion?
« on: May 12, 2017, 09:49:08 AM »
Does anyone have any suggestions on how to do it quickly and with a food processor?
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2017, 09:49:55 AM »
Does anyone have any suggestions on how to do it quickly and with a food processor?
Cut it in half and throw it in the food processor.
Unless you mean "without"?

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2017, 09:53:40 AM »
Practice?
Make sure you have a good knife and a good cutting board. Probably the best and fastest way to go.
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2017, 09:58:51 AM »
Do it near an open flame. It reduces the cry.

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2017, 10:02:39 AM »
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2017, 10:03:14 AM »
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2017, 10:35:22 AM »
Do it near an open flame. It reduces the cry.
Just about the stem.

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2017, 10:37:59 AM »
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2017, 11:16:08 AM »
Cut it in half and throw it in the food processor.
Unless you mean "without"?

It makes sort of strips when I do that, but I guess fine for onion dip.

I think I'll try the video Jj posted, but I'm sure Gordon Ramsay has a lot more practice and a much better knife than me.
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2017, 11:48:52 AM »

videos like this make everything look so easy
JJ I would love for you to post your video trying to emulate it.
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2017, 11:53:16 AM »
videos like this make everything look so easy
JJ I would love for you to post your video trying to emulate it.
I just want to know how he got those perfectly peeled onions.
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2017, 12:01:45 PM »
videos like this make everything look so easy
JJ I would love for you to post your video trying to emulate it.
Thats how I do it. Its not that difficult, especially if you have a good knife.

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2017, 12:13:25 PM »
I just want to know how he got those perfectly peeled onions.
haha

I like to know how on TV they put the food in the oven and pull it out right away
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2017, 12:17:06 PM »
Gordan is on high levels of caffeine or cocaine...

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2017, 01:07:52 PM »
Gordan is on high levels of caffeine or cocaine...
Always.
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2017, 01:18:36 PM »
Do it near an open flame. It reduces the cry.
Or wear contact lenses

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2017, 01:30:28 PM »
Or wear contact lenses
Or cut with a raw potato in your mouth (so they say).

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2017, 01:44:40 PM »
chewing gum.


My wife refrigerates the Onion

cutting Cold onions don't make you cry.....
so she says
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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2017, 02:02:31 PM »
chewing gum.


My wife refrigerates the Onion

cutting Cold onions don't make you cry.....
so she says
That's definitely the best way not to cry... let your wife cut the onions and let her figure it out... ;D

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Re: Best way to dice an onion?
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2017, 02:03:13 PM »
That's definitely the best way not to cry... let your wife cut the onions and let her figure it out... ;D
Love it.
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