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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3920602 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14400 on: October 25, 2017, 02:17:56 PM »
That would equate to 173% of them think Trump is fake news.  :)
Makes sense. That’s about the same percentage of dem voters in any given town. :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14402 on: October 25, 2017, 03:06:51 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14403 on: October 25, 2017, 03:15:34 PM »
I guess Trump doesn't have the market cornered on mistreating women.
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those whose life began before 2016, may recall a certain president clinton

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14404 on: October 25, 2017, 03:25:46 PM »
those whose life began before 2016, may recall a certain president clinton
Absultly so add him the list with most of FOX #fakenews.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14405 on: October 25, 2017, 04:05:57 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14406 on: October 25, 2017, 04:10:47 PM »


53% of Dems believe there is a lot of fake news in the mainstream media?
A lot higher than I thought. A breath of fresh air.

My initial thought. But them I realized that the D's are talking about Breitbart, Drudge etc.

That would equate to 173% think Trump is fake news.  :)

Which CNN will bring as proof that the Russians hacked the election.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14407 on: October 25, 2017, 04:19:25 PM »

My initial thought. But them I realized that the D's are talking about Breitbart, Drudge etc.

I wouldn't call those MSM.
MSM is the collection of major news outlets including ABC, NBC, CNN, NY Times, Fox, etc.
If Dems held a strictly partisan view then they'd think Fox is fake news, but Fox on it's own is not MSM.
Meaning they'd have to believe that multiple major news outlets are putting out fake news besides Fox.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14408 on: October 25, 2017, 04:27:24 PM »
But let's follow the media narrative that Trump colluded with the russians while they were giving the Dems a false dossier against him. #facts
I hope you are not that naïve thinking they wouldn't play both sides?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14409 on: October 25, 2017, 04:32:14 PM »
I hope you are not that naïve thinking they wouldn't play both sides?
Then there's no story!!

The whole point of the collision thing is that the Russians specifically wanted Trump because they had leverage/private interests etc.

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« Reply #14410 on: October 25, 2017, 04:36:21 PM »
Then there's no story!!

The whole point of the collision thing is that the Russians specifically wanted Trump because they had leverage/private interests etc.
No if they were playing both sides we have more than one story.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14411 on: October 25, 2017, 04:38:26 PM »
I hope you are not that naïve thinking they wouldn't play both sides?
But wasn't the reason they "colluded with Trump" because they hated Hillary? That is how the media reported it?
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« Reply #14412 on: October 25, 2017, 04:42:43 PM »
But wasn't the reason they "colluded with Trump" because they hated Hillary? That is how the media reported it?
You are going to have what you call "the media" that question.
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« Reply #14413 on: October 25, 2017, 04:43:25 PM »
No if they were playing both sides we have more than one story.
Why would they do that?? What's their gain, to claim that they caused the victory? Even if they helped Trump win it backfired terribly.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14414 on: October 25, 2017, 04:44:20 PM »
No if they were playing both sides we have more than one story.

Ouch, the truth must really hurt.
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« Reply #14415 on: October 25, 2017, 04:45:24 PM »
Why would they do that?? What's their gain, to claim that they caused the victory? Even if they helped Trump win it backfired terribly.
Why would they want to mess with our election? That's a tough one.  :)
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« Reply #14416 on: October 25, 2017, 04:46:13 PM »
You are going to have what you call "the media" that question.
Apple or Banana?
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« Reply #14417 on: October 25, 2017, 04:47:09 PM »
Ouch, the truth must really hurt.
Let us know if you need a shoulder, we're here for you.
The truth that the FBI paid for dossier. You are so far gone you wont call him out on even the outrageous stuff.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14418 on: October 25, 2017, 04:48:39 PM »
Why would they want to mess with our election? That's a tough one.  :)
Hillary would be far cozier with Putin

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« Reply #14419 on: October 25, 2017, 04:49:42 PM »
Ouch, the truth must really hurt.
Let us know if you need a shoulder, we're here for you.

Yah, our do can be a cry on shoulder do