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Chaikel · « **Reply #1440 on:** May 26, 2014, 03:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on May 26, 2014, 01:53:46 PM

http://jewbellish.com/top-5-leno-jokes-in-israel/

Anyone know where you can watch the whole thing?
Personally I thought he'd have a better Kerry joke

DH Data Recovery · « **Reply #1441 on:** May 29, 2014, 10:35:02 AM »

http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/product-reviews/B001DZTJRQ/

Awesome Reviews

good sam · « **Reply #1442 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:26:52 AM »

Quote from: DH Data Recovery on May 29, 2014, 10:35:02 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/product-reviews/B001DZTJRQ/

Awesome Reviews

Favorite:

Quote

It's rumored that the Wenger 16999 has the only weapon that can kill Chuck Norris... The only problem is that Chuck Norris is the only one powerful enough to release the weapon from the Wenger.

EP123 · « **Reply #1443 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:37:47 AM »

Quote from: DH Data Recovery on May 29, 2014, 10:35:02 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/product-reviews/B001DZTJRQ/

Awesome Reviews

The reviews all seemed fake, I am in middle or RTM'ing (RTA) them. Thank you for posting.

DovtheBear · « **Reply #1444 on:** May 29, 2014, 12:28:49 PM »

Quote from: EP123 on May 29, 2014, 11:37:47 AM

The reviews all seemed fake, I am in middle or RTM'ing (RTA) them. Thank you for posting.

DH Data Recovery · « **Reply #1445 on:** May 29, 2014, 01:21:37 PM »

Quote from: EP123 on May 29, 2014, 11:37:47 AM

The reviews all seemed fake, I am in middle or RTM'ing (RTA) them. Thank you for posting.

Huh?

whYME · « **Reply #1446 on:** May 29, 2014, 02:00:14 PM »

Quote from: DovtheBear on May 29, 2014, 12:28:49 PM

Quote from: DH Data Recovery on May 29, 2014, 01:21:37 PM

Huh?

That was my reaction as well, but I figured it had to be a joke.

churnbabychurn · « **Reply #1447 on:** May 29, 2014, 04:28:39 PM »

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1448 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:39:48 AM »

Connan Obrian: The US government announced they caught the person responsible for the Benghazi attack, the Republicans we're ecstatic, "you mean they finally got Hillary?"

Yehuda25 · « **Reply #1449 on:** June 19, 2014, 04:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on June 18, 2014, 09:39:48 AM

Connan Obrian: The US government announced they caught the person responsible for the Benghazi attack, the Republicans we're ecstatic, "you mean they finally got Hillary?"

+ 1000000

dudi · « **Reply #1450 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:45:39 PM »

ההוא תרי פילי דהוו יתבו באמבטי
אמר להו חד פילי לחבריה "הב לי בורסא"
אמר להו "בורסא ליכא רדיו איכא"


MC · « **Reply #1451 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:49:23 PM »

Quote from: dudi on June 19, 2014, 08:45:39 PM

ההוא תרי פילי דהוו יתבו באמבטי
אמר להו חד פילי לחבריה "הב לי בורסא"
אמר להו "בורסא ליכא רדיו איכא"


Lol! My Hebrew is pretty terrible but even I understood that one

dudi · « **Reply #1452 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:51:06 PM »

Quote from: MC on June 19, 2014, 08:49:23 PM

Lol! My Hebrew is pretty terrible but even I understood that one

It's Aramaic

MC · « **Reply #1453 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:51:51 PM »

Quote from: dudi on June 19, 2014, 08:51:06 PM

It's Aramaic

And my point is further proven

dudi · « **Reply #1454 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:58:17 PM »

Quote from: MC on June 19, 2014, 08:51:51 PM

And my point is further proven

True that

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1455 on:** June 19, 2014, 11:49:59 PM »

Quote from: dudi on June 19, 2014, 08:45:39 PM

ההוא תרי פילי דהוו יתבו באמבטי
אמר להו חד פילי לחבריה "הב לי בורסא"
אמר להו "בורסא ליכא רדיו איכא"


Now THAT's the funniest version of the joke I've heard to date...

etech0 · « **Reply #1456 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:10:42 AM »

Can anyone do a better translation than this?

That permits Philly dhow Write baths
He said to one Philly members' Give me Armchairs "
He said to them, "Gynecologic Licha Radio Aicha"

bubbles · « **Reply #1457 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:20:11 AM »

There were two elephants sitting in a bathtub...

skyguy918 · « **Reply #1458 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:21:13 AM »

You know how they say a joke's not funny if you have to explain it? Well same goes for if you have to translate it, but I'll give it a shot anyway, with an eye toward maintaining the flavor of the Aramaic version:

The two elephants that were sitting in the bathtub. One elephant said to his friend, "Give me the soap." He said to him, "There is no soap, radio there is."

etech0 · « **Reply #1459 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:26:10 AM »

Okay, so I don't get what's so funny. Oh well.

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