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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3882748 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9440 on: January 01, 2017, 11:02:07 PM »
These guys claim that what was released as evidence of the hacks being done by Russia is very shaky and even seems to point away from it having been done by a government intelligence agency.

https://www.wordfence.com/blog/2016/12/russia-malware-ip-hack/

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Malware Conclusions DHS and DNI have released a joint statement that says:
This document provides technical details regarding the tools and infrastructure used by the Russian civilian and military intelligence Services (RIS) to compromise and exploit networks and endpoints associated with the U.S. election, as well as a range of U.S. Government, political, and private sector entities. The report contains specific indicators of compromise, including IP addresses and a PHP malware sample.
The PHP malware sample they have provided appears to be P.A.S. version 3.1.0 which is commonly available and the website that claims to have authored it says they are Ukrainian. It is also several versions behind the most current version of P.A.S which is 4.1.1b. One might reasonably expect Russian intelligence operatives to develop their own tools or at least use current malicious tools from outside sources.

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Overall Conclusion The IP addresses that DHS provided may have been used for an attack by a state actor like Russia. But they don’t appear to provide any association with Russia. They are probably used by a wide range of other malicious actors, especially the 15% of IP addresses that are Tor exit nodes.
The malware sample is old, widely used and appears to be Ukrainian. It has no apparent relationship with Russian intelligence and it would be an indicator of compromise for any website.
You can find a public repository containing the data used in this report on github.
As always I welcome your comments. Please note that I will delete any political comments. Our goal in this report is to merely analyze the data DHS provided and share our findings.
Mark Maunder – Wordfence Founder/CEO
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9441 on: January 01, 2017, 11:05:46 PM »
What say we leave this thread in 2016?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9442 on: January 01, 2017, 11:40:16 PM »
What say we leave this thread in 2016?
Was supposed to be left in November.  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9443 on: January 01, 2017, 11:41:00 PM »
What say we leave this thread in 2016?
Then we need a new one.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9444 on: January 01, 2017, 11:41:56 PM »
What say we leave this thread in 2016?
+1 this conversation should permanently be moved to the "Israel's best friend" thread.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9445 on: January 01, 2017, 11:42:35 PM »
Then we need a new one.  :)
I'll suggest a title: "2017 Post-Election Syndrome - Where the Disagreement Hasn't Ended".

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9446 on: January 01, 2017, 11:43:47 PM »
I'll suggest a title: "2017 Post-Election Syndrome - Where the Disagreement Hasn't Ended".
I was thinking more like "Who grabbed who by what?"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9447 on: January 01, 2017, 11:46:14 PM »
I was thinking more like "Who grabbed who by what?"
Such nitty-gritty belongs in the wiki...  :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9448 on: January 02, 2017, 12:12:18 AM »
I was thinking more like "Who grabbed who by what?"
so much for respect for the president, though I guess you can't be elected to respect him more than he respects himself. But seriously, you need to get past his disgusting statements since he will be leading the country whether you like it or not.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9449 on: January 02, 2017, 04:53:54 AM »
so much for respect for the president, though I guess you can't be elected to respect him more than he respects himself. But seriously, you need to get past his disgusting statements since he will be leading the country whether you like it or not.
On 1/20 he will be our president but his disgusting statements/actions is part of who he is.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9450 on: January 02, 2017, 07:49:47 AM »
so much for respect for the president, though I guess you can't be elected to respect him more than he respects himself. But seriously, you need to get past his disgusting statements since he will be leading the country whether you like it or not.
JTZ's problem isn't the vulgarity...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9451 on: January 02, 2017, 08:45:11 AM »
On 1/20 he will be our president but his disgusting statements/actions is part of who he is.

JTZ's problem isn't the vulgarity...
I get that and agree with it. The difference between his regularly bringing it into everything he says or does is only slightly different from what he finds so objectionable about the way some here talk about Obama.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9452 on: January 02, 2017, 09:13:54 AM »
JTZ's problem isn't the vulgarity...
I get that and agree with it.
I agree to.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9453 on: January 02, 2017, 09:15:37 AM »
The difference between his regularly bringing it into everything he says or does is only slightly different from what he finds so objectionable about the way some here talk about Obama.
You want to compare the character of the two individuals?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9454 on: January 02, 2017, 09:17:40 AM »
You want to compare the character of the two individuals?
Each one has his own package of shortcomings.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9455 on: January 02, 2017, 09:20:50 AM »
Each one has his own package of shortcomings.
I will take that as a no.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9456 on: January 02, 2017, 10:07:56 AM »
I will take that as a no.  :)
Correct. It is irrelevant at this point. I will not and have not defended his character. It is what it is. The question is not the legitimacy of the complaint but it's being brought in to every single thing he says or does whether relevant or not similar, but not equivalent, to when others bring in Obama's_________________
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9459 on: January 02, 2017, 03:46:26 PM »
well we all know how well polls work with trump
That will be the standard answer every time there is a negative poll.
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