True Story:
When i was a Bochur in Yeshiva in Eretz Yisroel, i walked into a suit store to buy a belt. Not knowing the Hebrew word for belt (its Chagura) i used the only word i knew for belt from the Chumash.
"Do you sell an Avnet?", i asked.
The owner looks at me with a semi-confused look. "What are you", he asked me, "the Kohen Gadol?"