ALOL. Please have mercy on me. I have a cold and laughing is painful.
ALOL (quite painfull given my current cold).
Can I just send homemade chicken soup?
Does it have matzah balls?
Only if the chicken is David Elliot.
But honestly I doubt anyone beats my wife's world renowned chicken soup.
Not even your Mom's? Don't answer that.
Or Marvid. And it needs to be double sealed by the mashgiach (my cousin in ORD qualifies). But honestly I doubt anyone beats my wife's world renowned chicken soup.
Salmonella free? Sorry.
Parev?
But if you want a Parev soup, my wife's split pea soup is also world-renowned.
What part of the world? They never heard of it in MBJ.
Anyone walking into my Sukkah on the night of Shmini Atzeres gets to have some.
You are trying every trick in the book on me.
There's a while until Shmini Atzeres