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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3874167 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4220 on: October 14, 2016, 08:57:11 AM »
Why didn't they say that when he says the media hates him? Isn't the media also run by the elders?

They just took some quote from him and quotes from other people and claim that's what he is saying.
Of course that is what they did. standard ops.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4221 on: October 14, 2016, 09:08:24 AM »
Judging by our long history, it's not even a dog whistle. It's a bullhorn.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4223 on: October 14, 2016, 09:11:28 AM »
Judging by our long history, it's not even a dog whistle. It's a bullhorn.
you've lost your mind
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4224 on: October 14, 2016, 09:20:45 AM »
How about a translation first since Google messed it up?
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"LESS IS MORE"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4225 on: October 14, 2016, 09:56:38 AM »
How about a translation first since Google messed it up?

Very well. I guess Google Translate is Biblically illiterate, not surprisingly. The Hebrew was a verse from Deuteronomy, actually from this week's Torah reading which Jews all over the world will read tomorrow morning. It's Deuteronomy 32:7. "Remember the days of old; consider the generations long past. Ask your father and he will tell you, your elders, and they will explain." But the whole context is relevant to my comment, not just the one verse I quoted.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4226 on: October 14, 2016, 10:00:17 AM »
@BESIMCHE101  @SpeakerRyan remember if the #GOP is a dead party for POTUS it will soon be dead in house #Trump2016 #HillaryRottenClinton


exactly you cant have a party only for trying and gaming with a Vetoing Pres.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4228 on: October 14, 2016, 10:18:52 AM »
Sad thing is this election would be so winnable by Rubio or just about any other vegetable lasagna.
Hope you're enjoying your week old cholent Reb Hachover, et al.

Not enjoying at all. I still want him to win.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4229 on: October 14, 2016, 12:12:19 PM »
Please help stamp out testifying under oath, America's leading cause of Alzheimer's Disease

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4230 on: October 14, 2016, 12:13:39 PM »
Please help stamp out testifying under oath, America's leading cause of Alzheimer's Disease

As someone who works with Alzheimer's patients, not funny
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4231 on: October 14, 2016, 12:36:46 PM »
Wow, that was amazing writing.
Yup.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4232 on: October 14, 2016, 12:38:38 PM »
Gotta hand it to the Don.
He said he would put new states into play and he came through.

Just look at the polls for AZ, GA, UT, and even TX!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4233 on: October 14, 2016, 12:46:18 PM »
Ken Bone getting destroyed by the media today. Nebach.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4234 on: October 14, 2016, 12:49:31 PM »
Crazy that he didn't create a new profile/IP.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4235 on: October 14, 2016, 12:55:32 PM »
Very well. I guess Google Translate is Biblically illiterate, not surprisingly. The Hebrew was a verse from Deuteronomy, actually from this week's Torah reading which Jews all over the world will read tomorrow morning. It's Deuteronomy 32:7. "Remember the days of old; consider the generations long past. Ask your father and he will tell you, your elders, and they will explain." But the whole context is relevant to my comment, not just the one verse I quoted.
So what was with the "white" comment? Frum Jews are forgetting who they are?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4237 on: October 14, 2016, 01:01:28 PM »
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/howard-stern-donald-trump-2016-214322
As noted in the article, Stern is known to have an incredible ability to get anybody to say anything.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4238 on: October 14, 2016, 01:06:08 PM »
As noted in the article, Stern is known to have an incredible ability to get anybody to say anything.
What exactly do you like about the man? He makes for a lousy human being, let alone a president.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4239 on: October 14, 2016, 01:10:46 PM »
Ken Bone getting destroyed by the media today. Nebach.
Unfairly. Everyone has weird fetishes, everyone commits insurance fraud, and 3/4 of the country agrees with him on Trayvon Martin. Keep in mind, he's actually not running for president.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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