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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3873510 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3100 on: September 23, 2016, 04:23:56 PM »
Cruz said he will vote for Trump
Smart move.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3101 on: September 23, 2016, 04:27:37 PM »
Cruz said he will vote for Trump
Before all the speculation that's about to happen here ... please read first. ..

https://m.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3102 on: September 23, 2016, 04:36:51 PM »
Before all the speculation that's about to happen here ... please read first. ..

https://m.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464
Eloquent as always. Six well made points.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3103 on: September 23, 2016, 04:40:22 PM »
Cruz said he will vote for Trump
Where are all those that jumped on me when I called this guy a phony and a liar?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3104 on: September 23, 2016, 04:47:49 PM »


Where are all those that jumped on me when I called this guy a phony and a liar?

Before all the speculation that's about to happen here ... please read first. ..

https://m.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154476728267464


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3105 on: September 23, 2016, 04:56:58 PM »
Where are all those that jumped on me when I called this guy a phony and a liar?
They are disgusted

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3106 on: September 23, 2016, 04:58:42 PM »
Eloquent as always. Six well made points.
Trump is still a... What was it? Ummmm... Yes, sniveling coward. That's what it was. Sniveling coward.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3107 on: September 23, 2016, 05:12:34 PM »

Sorry I just can't bring myself to listen or read anything from this guy.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3108 on: September 23, 2016, 05:34:37 PM »
Sorry I just can't bring myself to listen or read anything from this guy.
Ye we noticed that in the past wen iirc that not once did you give any  proof or substance as to why he's a phony and liar except for some random fact check sheet that was completely biased and not based on factual info.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3109 on: September 23, 2016, 05:39:38 PM »
Ye we noticed that in the past wen iirc that not once did you give any  proof or substance as to why he's a phony and liar except for some random fact check sheet that was completely biased and not based on factual info.
He said he would support the nominee and didn't. Then said he would never support the nominee and did. I guess that is not being a phony or a liar. I could go on but it would do no good.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3110 on: September 23, 2016, 05:44:59 PM »
He said he would support the nominee and didn't. Then said he would never support the nominee and did. I guess that is not being a phony or a liar. I could go on but it would do no good.
Not worth the fight, but neither of those 1st two sentences are true, (I case ur confused that would be the last 2 words of the first sentence and 8 of the 2nd).  I guess we forgot what the definition of support and endorse mean but that's OK your entitled.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3111 on: September 23, 2016, 05:48:04 PM »
Not worth the fight, but neither of those 1st two sentences are true, (I case ur confused that would be the last 2 words of the first sentence and 8 of the 2nd).  I guess we forgot what the definition of support and endorse mean but that's OK your entitled.
So if I produce footage of him saying either of those two things will you admit he is a phony?

"I committed at the outset, I will support the Republican nominee, whoever it is." Cruz told reporters at a suburban St. Louis high school

How do you like your crow done?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3112 on: September 23, 2016, 05:59:34 PM »
So if I produce footage of him saying either of those two things will you admit he is a phony?

"I committed at the outset, I will support the Republican nominee, whoever it is." Cruz told reporters at a suburban St. Louis high school
"I'm not in the habit of supporting someone who attacks my wife and my family," Cruz said.

I suppose you consider that "and didnt"
Which Is debateable, especially as he did come out today and support him to fulfill his pledge to support the eventual nominee

Where s the said he would never support him...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3113 on: September 23, 2016, 06:07:00 PM »
"I'm not in the habit of supporting someone who attacks my wife and my family," Cruz said.

I suppose you consider that "and didnt"
Which Is debateable, especially as he did come out today and support him to fulfill his pledge to support the eventual nominee
Debatable? Lets take it in context.

Cruz was questioned as to why he “broke his pledge” to explicitly endorse the Republican nominee. Cruz started his answer by saying that when he raised his hand back at the first GOP debate, he did so “enthusiastically” and had every intention to support the nominee. He then added, “the day that was abdicated was the day that this became personal.” Cruz continued, “I am not in the habit of supporting people that attack my wife and my father.”
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3114 on: September 25, 2016, 09:41:10 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/25/opinions/state-of-the-presidential-race-opinion-sosnik/

LOL

I call them the old timers. They still didn't realize that millions of people don't get scared when they say Trump is finish.
#stupid
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3115 on: September 25, 2016, 11:19:20 AM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3116 on: September 25, 2016, 11:27:18 AM »


The people that endorse her are the most out of touch
FTFY

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3117 on: September 25, 2016, 11:28:15 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/25/opinions/state-of-the-presidential-race-opinion-sosnik/

LOL

I call them the old timers. They still didn't realize that millions of people don't get scared when they say Trump is finish.
#stupid

Not sure what the LOL is about. This guy is not saying anything new. The fact is that the Dems have the electoral advantage, and it would take enormous effort for a Republican to win.

What people like yourself fail to realize is that in the last twenty or so years the White population has declined and the Black and Hispanic populations have grown. Blacks and Hispanics overwhelmingly vote Democrat. The battleground states have millions of more Blacks and Hispanics than they had twenty years ago, and the polls don't reflect that. The Republicans' best hope is that Blacks and Hispanics won't be motivated to vote.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3118 on: September 25, 2016, 11:43:31 AM »
Not sure what the LOL is about. This guy is not saying anything new. The fact is that the Dems have the electoral advantage, and it would take enormous effort for a Republican to win.

What people like yourself fail to realize is that in the last twenty or so years the White population has declined and the Black and Hispanic populations have grown. Blacks and Hispanics overwhelmingly vote Democrat. The battleground states have millions of more Blacks and Hispanics than they had twenty years ago, and the polls don't reflect that. The Republicans' best hope is that Blacks and Hispanics won't be motivated to vote.
Except that this wasn't his argument. Why do you say the pills don't reflect the demographic changes you mentioned?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3119 on: September 25, 2016, 01:00:29 PM »
Except that this wasn't his argument. Why do you say the pills don't reflect the demographic changes you mentioned?

The polls judge from samples and averages. They take a pool of people from various political affiliations and ethnicities and then combine the total.

For example:

Suppose all Jews had a certain gene. Scientists wanted to figure out how many people in general had this gene, and they decided to sample NYC. Let's say NYC has 8 million people, 2 million of which are Jews. Before polling, we already know that 2 out of every 8, or 1 out of every 4 have this gene. The polls will be totally off the mark, because they will take samples from all backgrounds, let's say from ten different ethnicities, then come back and say it's 1 in 20 etc.