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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3872367 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23181 on: August 23, 2018, 10:09:55 PM »
What is going on with all these people close to Trump flipping on him?
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/23/us/politics/david-pecker-immunity-trump.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23182 on: August 23, 2018, 10:24:43 PM »
For all the Trumpsters out there a little history lesson. Clinton's probe started with Whitewater and ended with Monica. Sound familiar?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23185 on: August 24, 2018, 11:43:55 AM »
I have said this over and over that everyone has a breaking point. We are seeing this more lately.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/second-fox-news-reporter-leaves-network-this-month/ar-BBMnwZE?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23186 on: August 24, 2018, 11:53:58 AM »
***BOBMSHELL ALERT***

They always say follow the money. It doesn't get any better than this. I am ready to get the forks out!!!  :)
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/trump-org-cfo-allen-weisselberg-given-immunity-prosecutors-testify-n903566
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23187 on: August 24, 2018, 01:14:04 PM »
anyone remember a trump staffer that got fired and published a book? i think her name was Oma-something?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23189 on: August 24, 2018, 01:27:38 PM »
You mean the one that has the #1 bestseller currently?
i wouldnt know. noones mentioned her in ages

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23190 on: August 24, 2018, 03:14:11 PM »
***BOBMSHELL ALERT***

They always say follow the money. It doesn't get any better than this. I am ready to get the forks out!!!  :)
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/trump-org-cfo-allen-weisselberg-given-immunity-prosecutors-testify-n903566
Don't judge by who got immunity. Anyone and everyone connected with Hillary got immunity in that investigation too until there was no one left to prosecute.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23193 on: August 24, 2018, 03:35:37 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/21/us/politics/trump-fact-check-west-virginia-rally.html

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WHAT WAS SAID

“We love clean, beautiful West Virginia coal. We love it. And you know that’s indestructible stuff. In times of war, in times of conflict, you can blow up those windmills. They fall down real quick. You can blow up those pipelines. They go like this and you’re not going to fix them too fast. You can do a lot of things to those solar panels. But you know what you can’t hurt? Coal.”

— President Trump, at a campaign rally on Tuesday in Charleston, W.Va.

THE FACTS

False.
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Mr. Trump has also argued that coal is more reliable than solar and wind power systems, which do not generate when the sun does not shine and the wind dies. This argument ignores the efforts to develop innovative energy storage systems to smooth those curves of supply and demand.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23194 on: August 24, 2018, 03:46:24 PM »
i wouldnt know. noones mentioned her in ages
I can start if that helps you.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23195 on: August 24, 2018, 03:48:44 PM »
Don't judge by who got immunity. prosecute.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23196 on: August 24, 2018, 03:52:14 PM »
anyone remember a trump staffer that got fired and published a book? i think her name was Oma-something?
Speaking of remembering things. Is that NK a done deal yet? Can we hand out the NPP? ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23198 on: August 24, 2018, 05:05:39 PM »
This guy is dumber than a box of rocks. He believes our trade stance with China is not helping with NK, YOU THINK.
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