https://nypost.com/2019/09/07/orthodox-jews-sick-of-being-photographed-like-animals-by-tourists/
Heard a good one in regarding this line in the above article,
“It is considered wrong to touch bodies . . . how can they procreate?” he said. “There is a sheet, or fabric, with a strategically placed opening for — you all know what that is for.”
A man walks by a clan of dogs, listening to their conversation he overhears one dog telling to the other "You see these humans, all their wastes stays in their bodies, they never release them!!" while another dog answers "Sure they don't, did you ever see'm urinate at the tree as we do?" The man smiles and turns to the dogs "Listen up dogs, let me teach you two important things:
1- Unlike dogs, humans do private things behind closed doors.
2-Dogs are dogs, and should not become experts on humans!..