A Priest and a Rabbi are seated next to each other on a plane. The Priest takes the opportunity to try to convince the Rabbi to switch religious paths. The plane crashes, they both survive and the Priest sees the Rabbi cross himself. "Aha! I've convinced you of the true path!"says the Priest. "No!" says the Rabbi, confused. "I've just been doing a self check - spectacles, testicles, wallet and (pocket)watch."