From Jay Leno...
"US Airways has a new slogan: When you can't decide on a flight or cruise."
"They showed the plane floating on the Hudson River. All the passengers evacuated using life vests - well, those that had $25."
"Rescuers not only got all the passengers out of the Hudson River, they also pulled up three mob bodies that had been thrown in there, too."
"People are wondering now how they were going to get the plane out of the river, but the FAA said today since it was the Hudson River, the airplane will probably just dissolve in a week or so."
"And I thought this was nice. US Airways said that each passenger will still get 3 frequent-flier miles. They will get credit!"