3 of 5 stars on Yelp
Upon a keyboard a reviewer types
His heart all filled with rage
His experience was not alright
Satisfaction not attained
I trust in Yelp to warn the world
To stay so far away
With no stars and boos I'll trash the place
Their fate is in my hands
But we the nation of DDF rate things a different way
With reviews made out of likes we show our love with ease
As avid DDFers we know and understand
Every YitzyS post gets a like
His ratio's in our hands