Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 234079 times)

Euclid · « **Reply #1480 on:** February 21, 2024, 01:55:40 AM »

Quote from: YitzyS on February 21, 2024, 01:44:58 AM

Why can't it be her son?

She's her own grandmother

HudZ · « **Reply #1481 on:** February 21, 2024, 09:14:00 AM »

Quote from: Euclid on February 21, 2024, 01:55:40 AM

She's her own grandmother

Huh?

HudZ · « **Reply #1482 on:** February 21, 2024, 09:18:48 AM »

Quote from: YitzyS on February 21, 2024, 01:44:58 AM

Why can't it be her son?

It is. However most don't think like that for some reason.
GOOD JOB!

NTorch · « **Reply #1483 on:** February 21, 2024, 09:36:13 AM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1484 on:** February 25, 2024, 08:01:37 AM »

justaregularguy · « **Reply #1485 on:** February 25, 2024, 12:48:19 PM »

Quote from: HudZ on February 21, 2024, 01:26:15 AM

A father and son are traveling together in a car and get into a big accident. The father dies on the spot and the son survives. They rush the son to the hospital and they say he needs surgery. The Surgeon walks in and says that's my son. How's that possible?

Who can think of an answer? (W/O looking it up)

I love the innocence of @HudZ

Location and programs CHECKS OUT bh!

HudZ · « **Reply #1486 on:** February 25, 2024, 03:11:07 PM »

Quote from: justaregularguy on February 25, 2024, 12:48:19 PM

I love the innocence of @HudZ
Location and programs CHECKS OUT bh!

Not sure I understand... 😦

HudZ · « **Reply #1487 on:** February 25, 2024, 03:24:43 PM »

Unless you mean to say that it's a 'Yiddishe Kop' type riddle, and......

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1488 on:** February 26, 2024, 08:27:19 AM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1489 on:** February 27, 2024, 04:12:18 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1490 on:** February 27, 2024, 09:06:45 AM »

username · « **Reply #1491 on:** March 01, 2024, 04:16:29 PM »

Quote from: HudZ on February 21, 2024, 01:26:15 AM

A father and son are traveling together in a car and get into a big accident. The father dies on the spot and the son survives. They rush the son to the hospital and they say he needs surgery. The Surgeon walks in and says that's my son. How's that possible?

Who can think of an answer? (W/O looking it up)

Where does it say that the father is the father of the son, or that the son is the son of the father?

Just A Jew · « **Reply #1492 on:** March 01, 2024, 04:24:15 PM »

Quote from: username on March 01, 2024, 04:16:29 PM

Where does it say that the father is the father of the son, or that the son is the son of the father?

Y'all living in the 60's. Who says he doesn't have 2 fathers?

YitzyS · « **Reply #1493 on:** March 01, 2024, 04:39:18 PM »

Because it says that the father died. It would've said that the father was aborted.

aygart · « **Reply #1494 on:** March 01, 2024, 05:00:11 PM »

yawn · « **Reply #1495 on:** March 02, 2024, 07:01:43 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 01, 2024, 05:00:11 PM

Is this here because it’s a corny joke or because it’s a bad pun?

AsherO · « **Reply #1496 on:** March 02, 2024, 08:05:34 PM »

Quote from: yawn on March 02, 2024, 07:01:43 PM

Is this here because it’s a corny joke or because it’s a bad pun?

Corny, non-joke

justaregularguy · « **Reply #1497 on:** March 02, 2024, 08:48:32 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 01, 2024, 05:00:11 PM

wow be careful with the branding there. It’s called mellow corn but judging from the alc content this thing is anything but mellow

aygart · « **Reply #1498 on:** March 02, 2024, 09:43:43 PM »

Quote from: justaregularguy on March 02, 2024, 08:48:32 PM

wow be careful with the branding there. It’s called mellow corn but judging from the alc content this thing is anything but mellow

It is actually very easy to drink

AsherO · « **Reply #1499 on:** March 03, 2024, 12:28:28 AM »

Quote from: aygart on March 02, 2024, 09:43:43 PM

It is actually very easy to drink

Tito’s Vodka is also corn based and also easy to drink.